Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Vince Vaughnbag
Ah, Vince Vaughnbag.
You’re so douchey and you don’t even know it.
Note to all aspiring ‘baglings. Stop it with the muscle ts. No seriously. Put them down.
You want to work out in one? It’s still a stage-1 aesthetic violation, but it’s a gym, so I’ll let it go.
But out on the town with a pouty Spanish Conquistador hottie?
No excuse. Put on a shirt. Any shirt. Even one with tiny Elvises on it. That would be kind of cool.
But when your boobs are bigger than your girl? It’s just wrong, Vaughnbag. Now go help Favreau lose some weight.
