Friday, December 21, 2007
Best Golden Globes: Boobies Spake Zarathustra
Man, if I’d known this pic was winning a 2007 Douchie, I would’ve picked a less clumsy name.
Perhaps we should just refer to her boobies as The Ubermams.
And, of course, we must extrapolate that pillow #2 is as perfect as pillow #1. Unfortunately Tonguey McFratchoad is blocking our view.
And attempting a half-hearted “shocker” behind her head. Someone needs to weed whack his head with a damp cloth and a brillo pad.
But this award is about Golden Globes.
And they are so very golden.
And globey.
Mmmm.
Boobies.
