Monday, January 7, 2008

Rolling Cubans


Reader J Hott sends in this pic of Dallas Mavericks owner and all around douchey nerdbag Mark Cuban skeezing it up at her friend’s birthday party:

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The picture is like 2 years old. And I had no idea who he was and kept telling me that he owned the Mavericks and that he was millionaire, blah blah blah and all my friends were cracking up because I think he was offended that I had no idea.

I think he hit on every chick in the place that night.
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Proof positive that even billionaires get drunk, wear stupid shirts, and stare slovenly at nice boobies.

Keep starin’, Cubanbag. Brunette knows what’s up. You are clearly not a “Real Player.”

Ah, Real Player. I crack myself up.

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