Friday, October 31, 2008
Friday Haiku
Boris mugs Elayne,
Brothabag Darren just wants wine,
Laughs at dumb honkies.
Brian Earlicker
Moves on to younger brunette
Leaves her mom behind
— don’t wheeze the douche!
Usher gropes tat hott
Tyson sips his chardonnay
he is unimpressed
— douche mcallister
I will cleanse her bod
Gently, with alcohol wipes,
Then go buckwild
— mr. white
Fair Ophelia
Nymph, thy question ’tis clear, to
Douche, or not to Douche
— jean claude van douche
happy halloween
to my fellow ‘bag slayers.
our work’s important.
– pfah
