Tuesday, February 3, 2009

2009: An Orange Odyssey


That’s it. We’ve gone from trend to epidemic.

2009 is the Year of the Orange.

While other douchal signifiers, like popped collars, Jesus bling and A/X shirts are beginning to recede, a whole new crop of shmeg has washed in to take their place.

And Orange is at the top of the chest shaving middle finger giving Derek Jeter Head wearing list.

Poor Cynthia. So sweet. With tiny neck and swollen boobuousness. Way too young and innocent to be suffering from a stage-2/3 Grieco Virus infection (as noted in the double hand gesture).

But that’s what happens when you’re exposed to Orange Jeter.

# posted by douchebag1

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