Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Brazilian Honey and Nuclear Head

Smoking Paola from Brazil still hasn’t figured out which is worse, American Douchewanks, or getting robbed by local street urchins during Carnivale.

I’ll give Ted on the right a borderline nottadouche.

But you, Nuclear Head? You are a squated turd from 1993 left to harden in the frozen snow of the Adirondacks. Until eventually it spontaneously acquired consciousness. And made the “Rock Star Horns.”