Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Waxy McBrow
There’s three things Waxy McBrow knows before he heads off to the club to mack on the European Hotts:
1. One’s brows must be perfectly waxed and sculpted
2. No seriously, like, perfectly waxed and sculpted
3. He likes turtles
A little later, Waxy McBrow will present an argument on the merit of his phallus by fondling a large bottle of Grey Goose.
And even later, Lamey McFriend and his girl will come by and crash their bottle service.
Where they will talk about turtles.
And yes, I’m all too gut-painfully aware of the level of insane uberhott that is Rachelle. My sonnets will compose to her mammalians all afternoon as I descend into latent alcoholism by 3pm.
