Wednesday, July 29, 2009
God Bless America
Tooly McFratterson may only be a stage-2 Clownbag, but God Bless American boobies.
I stare at them long enough and I see my own future, clouded as it is in ambiguity, existential struggle and paddling her bare bottom with coolwhip and maraschino cherries.
What’s that, Ubiquitous Red Cup? Don’t forget Yellow Bikini Smile Hott?
I will add an extra dollop of chocolate syrup atwixt her shoulder blades, then tussle with an angry wildebeast for her bemusement.
EDIT: Could this be Detroit Lions quarterback Matt Stafford?
