Monday, June 21, 2010

Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy

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Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy sure loves his beer.

And his six pound watch.

And his rapidly receding faux/mullet thing, that neither Rogaine nor Sy Sperling can save from a premature death spiral.

But Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy is just gonna hang back and let the kids dance while he chats up Leanna. With questions like:

“Yo, you on Facebook?”

and

“I just got the new Beck CD!”

Not gonna work, GTOTBATPG. Thirty five year old bartenders just don’t carry the cultural cache they once did. No, not even with a tribal tatt.

# posted by douchebag1
12:33 pm June, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

At least he brought chick to old to be at the party chick. Damn boss, I could just watch one of those high school reunion shows- Class of ’87 or some shit.

12:33 pm June, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

too

12:34 pm June, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I think that’s Donkey’s Dad. Definite resemblance.

12:35 pm June, 21 WheezerHCwDB said...

He thinks his designer jeans make him “retro.”

.

She must not be able to sense the smell of moth balls.

12:35 pm June, 21 James Roden said...

@Anthony 12:34

By god, you’re right..

12:36 pm June, 21 WheezerHCwDB said...

Damn GTOTBATPG, are those from Gloria Vanderbilt or Rigoletto?

12:53 pm June, 21 mr.reeve said...

He looks like most of the FIFA soccer players to me. Soccer guys love the faux/mullet and so does GTOTBATPG. Leanna is nice in a school teacher kind of way.

12:56 pm June, 21 bigphatnotadouche said...

The Cougar looks like she has seen plenty of Cockk in her day before she setlled on the bartender.

As it was pointed out earlier, maybe it was the Gloria V. jeans which reminded her of big hair, coke and cigerette days.

12:57 pm June, 21 DarkSock said...

Good call, Mr. Labaglia;

DDD

.

Donkey

Douche’s

Dad

12:59 pm June, 21 The Know said...

I guess “Cocktails and Dreams” had to shut down…

http://weblogs.cltv.com/entertainment/tv/metromix/cocktail.jpg

1:08 pm June, 21 P Showard Chunt said...

she: could deep throat a rocket launcher

he: says brewski in every day speach

1:13 pm June, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it me or does it look like GTOTBATPG takes the hair that connects his eyebrows together and glue it to his dome in a darkened room with no mirror? He’s got shit stickin’ up on the top and off the back of his neck.

1:37 pm June, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Donkfather.

1:48 pm June, 21 Bagnonymous said...

The wacky, crooked perspective is messing with me. There’s got to be some sort of lens distortion here, because GTOTBATPG’s girl cannot possibly be that skinny.

1:49 pm June, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

I think he’s wearing Fioruccis, myself. Either way, I’m going to skin them both alive and make a Punch and Judy show with their skulls.

1:54 pm June, 21 massengill said...

Donkey Dad’s pick up line: Hey, baby, why the long face?

1:59 pm June, 21 massengill said...

He’s lead guitar in a Journey tribute band. Ironically, when I saw him perform, I stopped believing.

2:01 pm June, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her hand is so small she could retrieve GTOTBATPG’s uppers from the bottom of his plastic cup.

2:17 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her knees are so ugly they knew Methusela.

2:19 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her knees are so ugly that one looks like Satan and the other looks like a Buddhist interpretation of an elephant.

2:21 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her knees are so ugly (look at them! eeks.) that the camera flash reflects off her scaly old skin.

2:24 pm June, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@RCK^

.

That’s okay. Her hand is so small she could inject it into her knees along with the collagen and sculpt them into whatever shape she wanted.

2:35 pm June, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

One must know one’s own place.

That is why I am behind a computer licking cheetos dust off my fingers as I make snide comments about a guy who is most likely getting a higher grade of sushi that I am,

2:41 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Mr. S. Head

Her hands are so small they’d make my cocck look huge.

She fingers her own urethra.

She gives hand jobs to gerbils.

They make Richard Gere flaccid.

3:25 pm June, 21 Bob the Bag Hunter said...

This guy looks to be about my age and I agree that he is too old. This is pathetic at best. Shave your head and stay home GTOTBATPG chode.

3:32 pm June, 21 dbBen said...

@massengill

Totally looks like he plays bass. And he wants to get his other band, “Las Vegas Love Machines” off the ground. They’re kind of a Hootie and the Blowfish meets Spin Doctors thing but with a sexy Vegas attitude.

4:04 pm June, 21 Peter Ilyich Doucheovsky said...

Hey there, tasty bartender – why the long face?

What, too obvious?

She needs a sandwich. He needs… a do-over. At life.

4:12 pm June, 21 massengill said...

@ dbBen

.

Fuck the Spin Doctors.

4:16 pm June, 21 Burt said...

Piven bag

5:02 pm June, 21 Mr. White said...

It’s not her fault that she repeatedly fell knee-first into a swimming pool full of ball peen hammers while simultaneously getting her head stuck in one of those presses you had as a kid to make Play Doh pancakes.

Damn, I’m being harsh on the “hotts” today.

6:35 pm June, 21 Steve L. said...

so i guess Beck doesn’t qualify for Rock Star Leniency?

all right!

8:27 pm June, 21 Guid is Good said...

What no red cup?

9:49 pm June, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

Leave her alone. She’s either flat-chested and wears the top modestly, or suffers from cold air-conditioning and covers herself up, including using her long tresses to do some of the warming. None of this explains the bare legs and knob-knees, but it’s a try and a digression from…HIM.

HE has a Kewpie-Doll hair-do. This is totally inexcusable on a male of any age, but John Waters might find it interesting to use in a movie.

11:19 pm June, 21 MsMon said...

He’s married with 3 kids but hoping to get some young pussy at this party. What she doesn’t know won’t her her.. will it?

6:13 am June, 22 Tony Ventresca said...

She has that slight “might be a dude” look going on, which just adds that sense of excitement and anticipation as you don’t know what you’ll find when you get into her pants, but you know it will be fun.

8:28 am June, 22 Deltus said...

@massengil: that “I stopped believing” Journey tribute band joke? NICE!

6:45 pm June, 22 Rigel said...

He looks like a Who. But to be honest, I’d be only slightly more thrilled to have her under my Christmas tree…

3:50 pm June, 24 Thomas Mac said...

what town? i’ve seen him somewhere before…

5:29 pm June, 24 peniston said...

nice hair, dude.