Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Brothabag Edgar Scoffs
Brothabag Edgar responds: “Laugh now, Weekly Winners, for my purple lips and blowout will take y’all out at the 2010 Douchies!”
Them there’s a bold prediction, Brothabag Edgar. You and the tempting barely legal Josslyn haven’t even won a Weekly yet.
You’ve just sickened Calcutta orphans and gave an Olsen Twin the gout.
Have the Olsen Twins completely bleethed yet? I seem to recall they were on their way.
NoooOOOOoooOO! NOt again! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Edgar seems to have forgotten about the freight train that is Stackhouse, who will sweep the Douchies. Unfortunately, we have not had a Stacky sighting in some time. He must be crushing some pussy.
GET SOME!!!
It’s always interesting when someone does an anal transplant on his own lips.
I am all for Teh Mock, but please DB1, never post this guy’s pic again. It makes me physically ill to look at him.
Oh he’s won the Weekly alright. And judging by the last few Weekly winners, he’s going to be right in the mix for HCwDBotY in December.
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My liver needs another alcohol bath… brb.
Stacky and Edgar need more hott-power. Sharkbag is going to chomp them all in December!
It must suck to get the gout when you’re already an anorexic hag.
In the immortal words of Darth Vader “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
Shortly after viewing this pic, the Tidy Bowl Man just got a fuccen typhoon of liquid anal barf consisting of bacteria laden chinese buffet and 16oz tall boys.
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By the looks of this ingrown pube, I would behoove my fellow bag hunters to stock up on the Pepto and Jergens for the yearly voting. The virus is relentless so I would hope that there is quality ass pear to sustain our manual endeavors.
My guess is he took this in the parking lot prior to walking into his Target shift in the kids department.
Given that a great deal of the decline of Western Civilization can be traced back to young white suburbanites consuming urban ghetto culture like so much Halloween candy, it’s encouraging to see that Brothabag Edgar is swinging it the other way. BUT, with all the options to choose from you just had to go with Jersey Guido Douchebag? What, couldn’t find a wheelchair to emmulate Stephen Hawking’s classic look?
i have to take stackhouse as the favorite for the 2010 douche of the year… until this guy produces some exqusite poems, stackhouse has no competition.
but he has inspired Audi car door designs …
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what completely blows my mind is his D-bag cross over move where he is employing the powers of standard Lake-Troll bags by wearing a fucking puka shell necklace!!!
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I mean, it’s one thing to just go standard Jerz-bag with an outrageous blowout, chin strap, eyebrows more manicured than a woman’s, and the ubiquitous duck face, but to go that extra mile and step outside the proverbial shoreline of Jerz and add the puka shell necklace rather than standard dogtag/rosary beads.
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Unbelievable.
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I guarantee Edgar has multiple pictures in frame with a Grey Goose bottle.
Edgar… listen buddy… shave the chin strap and let the natural be that once more. Sincerely, Your (Once) Proud, African Ancestors
i agree with anon. Db1 dont give us this bullshit i doubt he did reply but if he did that makes him evn more pathetic, and he doesnt evn deserve to win a douchey award for the recognition and fame that comes with it there are far more worthy yet charasmatic douches out there,.
Oh, now I remember where I saw this dude before. Don’t click this. Just don’t.
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What? bcs isn’t doing his job, somebody’s gotta pick up the slack.
I think that Deepwater Horizon well just gurgled a bit too.
I just almost sharted. Edgar is doing his best to bring back my hangover. Please somebody stuff him in a hole somewhere. After beating him with a tire iron.
It’s like Joey Porsche and Don King had an illegitimate son birthed by sharting. I can just hear him regaling Josslyn about how cool he is: “The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-promoting frolicker from Jersey with high grade narcissism and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fight promoter named Don with a big mouth and the largest blow out on a brotha that you ever seen. My father would fist pump, he would imbibe the Goose. He would make outrageous claims like he had graduated from ITT Tech. Sometimes he would accuse oranges of copying him. The sort of general malaise that only the feeble-minded possess and the sane reject. My childhood was typical. Summers in Scottsdale, tanning sessions. In the spring we’d frolic in parking lots. When I was insolent my gel was removed and I was forced to watch PBS- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first bling. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Stackhouse ritualistically licked my testicles. There really is nothing like a HIV cream pie… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.”
@ mr biggs 10:19
… nice. i lol’d and then farted a bit to the tune of a dj tiesto jam in his honor
@ Medusa…
Fuck you, just fuck you for doing that to me.
don’t insult the brothabags! this dude ain’t no brotha.. my money is on Trini Indian
I note a suspicious lack of Adam’s apple on this “guy”.
O, thankee, Medusa. Now I’ll go clean the vomit out of my pants.
holy shit. giving one of the bleethy Olsen twins a gout is no small feat.
I thought my statement about the resemblance of his mouth to an anus was in its “imagination” in better taste than Medusa’s photo of a messy pile of hemorrhoids stuffed back into the porthole, but then, this site has everything to do with bad taste and nothing to do with upping the standards. It is, after all, a VISUAL site to see the blight of douche and Bleeth, and only secondarily the audio/poetic blight of a real talking Joisey douchetwat Guido.
In fact, if you took the snakes of mythic Medusa’s head and stuffed them into an asshole, it might look like that.
Or perhaps parasitic worms looking for a mass exit.
And NOW you know why many folks could never stomach the medical profession.
Great, Medusa!
Brothas wanna be Guidos now? Nice job Medusa. That’s my kinda photo.
Being a newcomer to this site, I felt I had always been nieve about the human race and thought it worth saving. But, the very idea that I share a planet with that thing that calls itself ‘Edgar’ makes me yearn for our extinction! 2012 can’t get here soon enough.
Edger’s Prolapsed Rectum – it’s a new band, check them out.
Their new t-shirt,stickers and buttons will look like aliens coming out of someone ass. Just try to sleep with that image in your mind!
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