Monday, August 9, 2010
Frankie and Petey: The Boob Brothers
Somewhere. Out there. There are boobs to be grabbed.
And wherever those boobs are, Frankie and Petey will be there.
To grab them.
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- Steve L
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- creature
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Et Tu Douche?
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Jerry, Elaine, and George; post prison.
Jebus wept.
Frankie makes Ethiopian kids look like Michael Moore. Petey has his eyes closed behind those shades because he “hates touching icky girls. They have cooties you know.”
The early years of the Red Hot Chili Peckers.
As the last days of their lives at Auschwitz came to a close, Sy and Abraham turned their lascivious eyes to the two malignant tumors on Ezekiel’s chest for the sustenance they so dearly needed.
Scrotato 3:32 FTW, retroactive and in perpetuity. There is nothing about this pic that isn’t causing me grave intestinal distress. Not even the dude sieg heiling off the balcony back there. And the chick is more punch-worthy than both those guys combined, IMHO. Put those hundred-dollar implants back in your cheap Forever 21 top, wipe that punch-face off your punch-face, and skid home on the snail trail that your runny cunny left on the ground when you walked in.
Spina Bifida and retardation don’t usually mix with hott in Western Society. These brothers’ doctor must have been a boob. Congratulations to the lucky fellows and what the fuck is she thinking volunteering for Easter Seals alone.
And nottadouche due to their respective disabilities..
I give up.
I bet she used the word “classy” when describing to the doctor why she just wanted the full B’s.
I’d have enjoyed grappling her nice little tomatoes, when I was in middle school too… Go take a bath and wash off those vending machine tattoo’s and piss smell before Mom gets back from the store…
Frankie eats one hot meal a day: a bowl of steam.
How does she wash that bikini top without breaking the machine?
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Does Frankie’s iPod have enough charge to electrocute him if he gets chucked into the pool? It probably doesn’t matter as the miniscule suction from the filter would suck him into its vortex.
peg boys come cheap at rickets parade
The only thing I find interesting in this pic is the whistle she has around her neck and by interesting I mean why? & what for?
What the hell is the matter with that kid on the left? He looks like a stereotype right out of a John Hughes high school epic. This can’t be real. Maybe these two are just projections of my subconscious.
No, that can’t be it, becuase if that wre the case, Ellen Page would be with me, and I would be paying zero attention to these assclowns. Honest to blog.
does that whistle reach down to her snatch, & if so, what tunes does it play?
don’t squeeze too hard or industrial strength sulfuric acid will burst out from those things.
on second thought, please squeeze as hard as you can.
I didn’t know World Vision was doing a Forty Days and Forty Nights chronicle of Caleb’s journey through summer break at Miami Beach.
Overcompensation, thy name is Frankie.
Gross.
Frankie looks like a reject from the TV show, “The Real L Word.”
This is what happens when the residents of a leper colony live long enough to reproduce.
Uh, er, ummmm….two dirtbags and a skank. Ewwwwww.
Pumpy did this a lot better, y’all know. And he DIED.
What sort o fbad karma awaits these boneheads?
peww! This pic looks a bit too much like the fecal mass I flushed into Santa Monica Bay this morning, and by that I mean I can handle both boobies myself.
If only she didn’t have duck lips. Otherwise, she looks perfect.
Cupping a couple of breasts is the only action they get.
All Frankie needs is a training bra.
Look at the enlarged photo (if you can stand to). Jerry has a pierced nose and George is wearing a plastic nose sun protector.
Since Frankie was gonna shave his fuccen head, why didn’t help out a broheim and give the shit to bald Petey? Petey just turned 22, but he’s been getting beer for a couple of years now.
“Son, I ain’t gonna tell you again. You lost your right to your momma’s titty when you turned six months. Yer almost fourteen now fer chrissakes! Now get your skinny mitts off it and go get me a beer!”
I just typed “androgynous extra from Mad Max and star of Weekend At Bernie’s 4: Down & Out in Silicon Valley fondling a stage 4 Bleeth” into Google and oddly enough, this was the first image that came up.
Skinny Mowhawk Fembot meets Ironic White Framed DJ Douche to perform a boobie grab on a tweety bird looking stripper type at a volley ball contest…..question: Where the hell was I on August 9th? Oh yeah…..praying that the Nuclear Winter would for once and for all eradicate them all. I have tried to “spoken” The srest is up to you my fellow Douche haters!
Everyone told Traci her friends were holding her back, but ironically they’re holding her front.
On the set of the new Vivid Video fetish series “Titty-Titty Cling Cling”.
Introducing: the North Mississippi Push Up Bra.
As it turned out, this would be the only support Trish ever received from her Baby-Daddies.
Finally…The affordable alternative to costly, painful breast augmentation surgery: Lee® Press-On Tits!
Petey is looking pretty disinterested. I know she’s a bleeth but a boob’s a boob in my book.
Step 1: Feel a booby
Step 2: Punch that biatch in the face.
I think she’s tremendously attractive, although I didn’t realize plastic surgeons would do breast implants on 14 year old girls – live and learn, I guess. That facial twist is just stupid and she needs to come up with better material.
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The two dude are hopelessly homosexual, of course. I would make both of them my bitches.
Ah the lengths brothers will go to try and protect their sisters honor.
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That honor was lost a long time ago boys, let it go!
I’m pretty sure that is a gay event – so does it still qualify?
Bulgaria’s anti-lactation laws are strictly enforced.
That skanky looking dude in the middle has implants.
This is what happens when you suck the ‘roids and their effects right outta the douche. A very promising first trial run! Gotta tweak the settings though…
This was how they paid their respects to Brittany Murphy’s corpse after it washed ashore at Fire Island.
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Don’t rip on Frankie. I used to be skinny like him.
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When I was in the 5th grade.
She has pornstar written all over her. You just can’t see it because it is written is population paste.
Mom, do we have to keep doing this? I’m sure one of these pictures will make it to the cover of Crack Whore magazine.”
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“Shut up you little fucckers and make duckfaces. If momma don’t get to be the cover girl, we ain’t gonna eat for another week!”
You want that picture to be sexy. You really do. You want to think to yourself “Man, I wish I was one of those guys. Why can’t I be on a beach with my hands all over a hot chick’s tit?” But unfortunately, not so much.
Her father must be proud.
The good thing is that is all they know what to do with them.
These guys seems completely uninterested in the task at hand… and yes, that was a pun. In fact, pretty little Frankie looks like he’s playing for the other team.
Pumpy would be ashamed.
I think that when this horrific duo of scrote gets stomped to death in the street, the only possible verdict the jury could return in the trial of the champion who performed said public service would be “Not guilty by reason of justifiable homicide.”