Monday, August 2, 2010
The Sharkbag and Renee's Younger Sister Voted
Our last HCwDB of the Month winner, The Sharkbag says:
“I can still pull hotter chicks while acting douchier, than any of these pretenders. Well, maybe not that Tad guy.”
Have you voted yet?
All i want to do is bash him until he becomes shark fin soup.
It’s apparently Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.
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Here, however, it’s Shart Week. Shartbag makes an appearance, and I now I must answer the subsequent call of nature in like fashion.
I I I I I*
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(Nice editing on my part. eh?)
I I I I I surrender. WHERE’S THAT FUCCEN TRASH CAN?????
@Wheezer
Don’t forget, with Trash Can you get Conflicting Edits…
Lisa carefully balances her cup on her iPhone so that she can use the “menses” app that she downloaded. It not only fills your cup with the juice of Mother Nature but it also attracts douchebags with fins on their head. She’s beginning to think that downloading the “chum” app may be a bad idea.
test test test
@wheezer
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Great call on his new nickname he truly is a shartbag
Anyone know of a WordPress expert in the greater Los Angeles area? I need to hire someone to clean this place up code-wise, and also get some trashcans working.
– management
mmmm.. talented tongue!
By WordPress expert do you mean a hamster with good cardio?
I can’t help you on the WordPress front, boss. My IT person is still trying to figure out how to upgrade the office from DOS to Windows.
C:
I always thought there was something inherently horrific when you pronounced: “See Colon Back Slash.”
My colon and back have had a great relationship since ’87.
sweet tatts…. not
she makes my nether regions tingle
@ DB1: I hear that Stackhouse is good with words and presses. So I guess he’d be a f*cking GENIUS at wordpress. You should look him up–he’s all over the interwebs.
@ Crucial
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If you’re horrified by C: then don’t have him switch you over to Linux. It changes to /root/directory.
I can almost wordpress my weight.
Can’t we just vote for sharkbag for the weekly again? He makes it so easy.
@ Crucial 1:43 pm:
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However, Sharkbag likes the DOS command “See Colon, Enter”….
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And O.J. Simpson’s favorite DOS command is “Backslash, Backslash, Escape”.
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Sorry.
Thank god my colon escaped back in the 90’s.
I am trying to figure out who/what/where Sharkbag gets his hairpieces, because he has such a variety, carefully glued on, I can only deduce he has more wigs than Dolly Parton; but fortunately for us, no moobs the size of Ms Parton’s.
Sharkbag is going to stomp that no-hott, toolbag Stackhouse in the yearly!!!
I saw video of this week that sharks were coming ashore in New Jersey…this one even got tattoos. Now it’s time to head out back into the big sea and get swallowed up by a whale,why don’t you.
whoa the Sharkbag just conceded defeat to Tad?!
Dammit, I know have the desire to sweep something, again.
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