Saturday, September 11, 2010
Your Saturday Lipstick Tatt Douche and Perfect Hott Body
Somewhere, off in the distance, beyond the flatlands of Vegas where the mountains curve into the infinite, an ancient coyote howls. And a lone lizard takes a crap.
Yowza!!! I’ll bet she smells like lilacs, chamomile, and cocoa butter. From the lotion I applied to her in my dreams.
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His nipples are so pointy all his shirts have holes.
Came in to cool off from my carpentry project, fuccen wood, on this balmy
Eastern Ontario day. Now I am sweating more and have a boner. She’s pretty cute too.
Also, that lower lip funk makes me want to run over baby ducklings with a wheelbarrow.
I mean she gives me a boner, fuccen sun-brain. He is douche and another guy giving a goofy shocker.
I would feverishly hump her bikini rings
his chest is covered in preening peacock poo
I have no comment or mock for the choad as I am mesmerized by Bikini Hotts’ camel toe peek & gsr.
Here’s hoping DB1 has some additional footage of this Hott.
I’m very disappointed with her…
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…she should have made her entire bikini out of those rings.
She looks very familiar…maybe because she’s been haunting my dreams ever since I hit puberty.
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In remembrance of 9/11, I will not catch a beat to this fine specimen until midnight.
My Saturday Lipstick Tatt Douche and Perfect Hott Body ?
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More like “Fuck you, buddy” and “Hey baby, wuz up?”
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She could be The Hourglass’ sister, sans-baked leathery hide
nice hott…now I have to go relieve myself…
does his tatt read “mend a man”…yeah he kind of looked like a gay rape victim
Hopefully off in the distance, where the hot steam rises off the freshly crapped lizard turd, is a newly dug hole awaiting Kool Moe Douche and Miss Magnificent here has a slot waiting for her in the Hall of Hott! YIKES!
Everything else aside, I refuse to take anyone seriously who drinks vodka out of a plastic sippy cup.
With her curves and peaks of unholy temptations, I yield to the younger crowd to ride her roller coaster ’cause I’d surely die of a heart attack as soon as I finish my ride.
I really want to get all these douchebags in a room and interview them for a doucheumentary and ask the question, “What the fuck were you thinking when you [fill in the blank]?”
That is one properly fit bikini. With unfortunate proximity to a douchebag. Imperfect world, isn’t it?
Who on Earth would ever, could ever get such a lipstick tatt? Hott’s body? Mmmmm!
Thanks for providing a guidline on your neck for where I’m supposed to kiss you, asshat. Are there detailed instructions on your nutsack for what I’m supposed to do with those or are you just gonna let me wing it?
I pooped in a bucket and covered it with a newspaper. (added by Mobile using Mippin)
I tried to join NAMBLA again today and was refused. I predict it was for asssociating with people fascinated with peeing in horses butts.
I have done many of those lipstick tattoos. The sadder part is, it’s either on their bikini like (in the industry we say “He’s putting it above his pussy”) or they put it on their butt cheek. I’m relieved when they want it on their neck. But I still want to give them a three-finger taint punch. If I wasn’t so full of pain relievers right now, i would totally fap to this chick and imagine getting all kinds of my stuff caught in her bikini rings. Fuck you, Tylenol!!! And fuck you, Douchebag, for ruining this picture!!!
Holy mackerel in a ring bikini, Batman !!
Guess whose bitch tits are bigger?
Don’t think of it as a kissy tattoo. Think of it as a guide to bury your ice pick into. Three cheers for good bikini design! I think this lovely belongs in the HoH…
What’s the dealio with shaving all the hair off of your body but leaving that ridiculous patch of asymmetrical pubes under the lower lip? If the lack of hair is sooo fuccen desirable and attractive. then why go to the trouble and pain of shaving off all of your body hair only to leave that square inch of shite on your face?
And while it might be blasphemous to say it, while her body is hott personified, she might be a butter face and is certainly a butter forehead.
Hall of HOTT material!
More photos of her, please. And less of him.
I’m not too fond of silly cones, but those hips make me wanna hump my screen.
three-finger taint punch
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If only I could bare your children, Medusa. But I can’t for obvious reasons (vagina cancer made me infertile).
@ DoucheyWallnuts–
I dunno. That is so big in Europe. I call it “Chin Hitler”. I have never been with a European (Mr. B. included) that didn’t have one. It’s all I can do to not shave it off in his sleep. However, these days, Mr. B. has it paired with a monster moustache which makes him look even more like Frank Zappa. Which is rad ’cause I always had the hots for Frank Zappa so I’m letting it go now.
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@ JD–don’t worry, I’ll still drop a load on your face and then we can name it.
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Ambien. It’s a hell of a drug!
Has that not-a-Hott had a boob job or got some pec implants? That left tittie looks like it is migrating up to her collar bone. Looks like the work of Dr Nick Riviera.
As you can see, there are three cock rings for him to choose from. I bet you can guess which one.
Unless the boss is droppin pear tomorrow, this fine bikini hott should keep your plasma blaster happy until Monday. For now I fear what craptacular Sunday frolic video awaits.
Boss really went for the Juggular on this one.
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Her incorporation of my cockk ring and two assymetrical sac rings was a nice touch.
Mmmm, there are more pictures of this hottie. Trust me.
@ Medusa
Sweet, I’ll get the Saran wrap.
What a nice looking couple.
He has size A cups. He’s a kinda she..
Holy shit, is that hott hot! What can I say about that pud that hasn’t already been said about a full, walking and sentient Coney Island Whitefish?
what, the ancient coyote just howled and didn’t take a shit?
… that is one coyote that does not take a shit for no one.
HALL OF HOTT IMMEDIATE INDUCTION!!!
SHOW OF HANDS!!! YOU CAN SPARE ONE.
Hall of Hott! I second that vote.
My vote is in for HoH.