King Douchuous the IV Has a Message For All the Hatters Out There

1:06 pm January, 15 The Dude said...

Is Queen Boobius available too?

1:18 pm January, 15 Wedgie said...

This is the first time I’ve seen the King share the stage with so many other guys. Usually he greedilly gathers the weepy young devotchkas all to himself. But that’s why he’s the King.

1:23 pm January, 15 creature said...

& lab tests as a petri dish of STD’s

1:30 pm January, 15 Fatness said...

Where are the hot chicks? All I see are trailer trash. The King is slipping.

1:44 pm January, 15 tall guy said...

I see one of the King’s subjects is kneeling before his sovereign – in order to give him a blowjob. Oh, wait, that’s a court jester…

2:17 pm January, 15 Douchble Helix said...

Not too many King hatters here, really. Is that blond on the right Hello Kitty from King Sears and one other?

2:26 pm January, 15 Douchble Helix said...

The brunette looks familiar, too.

Here’s Blondie:

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4507/blondiez.jpg

2:38 pm January, 15 Jerry from Accounting said...

This picture doesn’t add up.

2:48 pm January, 15 Stephanie said...

8 reasons not to give a shit.

3:00 pm January, 15 Ralph from Sales said...

The one in the bikini is hot. Who are these people again?

3:06 pm January, 15 King Douchous III said...

I left the kingdom to this d-bag? The brunette inflames thyne royal loins with great passion. I must retire to someplace private to jerk off.

3:28 pm January, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Now I have to get a treatment of antibiotics to cure the eye syphillis I contracted. Thanks a lot, Douchuous.

4:02 pm January, 15 Peter Gozinya said...

What a douchemaster pro. Epic levels of doucheosity.

4:47 pm January, 15 Douchble Helix said...

I guess you guys are right. The Kings a bum, and I never have, and never will, have my picture taken with or bang a really hot chick because she’s young, like to dress slutty, and is always hanging out at bars and pools.

6:10 pm January, 15 mr.reeve said...

The only way to cure a Jameson hang over is more drinking.
The King really has no rival. Stack wishes he could roll like the king does, SON!

6:15 pm January, 15 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

I think the King just knighted one of his subjects: “Rise, Sir Soulpatch DoucheBling of Fwiphairia, and assume your place among the other knights of the Roid Table. Oh, and wipe your mouth– you didn’t swallow all of the royal jelly.”

6:19 pm January, 15 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Notice how he gives the hand-gesture that won last year’s Douchie. The King embraces all of the current trends. He doesn’t miss a detail. That’s why he holds the Irving, folks.

6:20 pm January, 15 Wheezer said...

Shat Miser the Closet Boy is thinking, “Thay, I’ve got my face in King D’s groin! Oh thnap!”

6:21 pm January, 15 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

This may be the first time I’ve seen the Mark of the Bag on someone’s tongue.

7:02 pm January, 15 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

I agree with King D 3. The brunette is quite smokin’. I too must retire some place private and commence with the jerking off. Sorry to be blunt folks, but its really not that big of a deal. Lol.

8:23 pm January, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Blondie on the right does so much cocaine that her nose seems to have dissolved.

9:19 pm January, 15 Hermit said...

I’m not 100 percent sure, because he was wearing a football helmet, but I swear I saw Donald Rumsfeld giving a full body massage to a young Pakistani boy on the picnic table behind the Memphis Dairy Queen.
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weird

10:19 pm January, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

By the looks of his hair, he’s also available for Bat Mitzvahs.

In Bat Caves.

10:59 pm January, 15 Douchble Helix said...

From the looks of it, Jm J Bullock and The King just finished swapping.

11:00 pm January, 15 DarkSock said...

It required selling both of his femurs, but Todd was able to afford to hire King D for his birthday bash.

12:08 pm January, 16 Tom Choad said...

Damn, those last few comments really got off topic. I thought I had a short attention span.
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Hey, a bird just flew by my window! Cool. Whoa– this windowsill is dusty! I wonder what’s in dust. I wonder what’s in Endust. I wonder what happened to Endor. “Endor” sounds like “indoors” but the Ewoks all lived outside– weird. Sure glad I am indoors– it’s cold outside. I wonder what birds do when it gets this cold. Hey! Another bird!

2:57 pm January, 16 T. said...

Please push handle to flush that mess down the pipes. And apparently HCwDB has become an online pharmaceuticals store too! HCwDB&Rx!!!

3:25 pm January, 16 Wheezer said...

Don’t you asswipe spammers know that if you’re going to type garbled words, you are limited to the “asdf” key range? Here is an example:
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‘sdfasdfaafdas’
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Got it? (sighs)

3:45 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

I zapped all the pharmaceutical spam; apparently they found out Reverend Chad Kroeger frequents here.

10:13 pm January, 16 Steve L. said...

i swear i heard that King D is available for maiming and torture. not weddings and Bar Mitzvah.

11:36 pm January, 16 we.PRmo said...

Shades In The Dark (Douchebags In The Club) by The Brooklyn Dütes

Every year ends and begins with something remarkable that we keep in our memory banks until we expire… Parties all over the globe are buzzing with a new song by NYC Nightlife Maven “TastyKeish” who assumes the name “Brooklyn Dütes”on record. Quite frankly this single is likely to ruffle feathers while being accepted as 2011’s new club anthem.

http://brooklyndutes.bandcamp.com/

2:22 am January, 17 Motorcycle Parts said...

The king will cover all current trends. He does not lose detail. This is why Irving, people.

3:49 am January, 17 Collaz B. Popped said...

I want to know where this pic was taken, so I never go there.

5:26 am January, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I love these updates from “Tranny Con 2011!”

5:26 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Uihnmloy, totally!

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