Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Orange Flush
“And Adonai your G-d saw the orange turds circling abovest the Pacific Ocean.
And the Lord said unto the angel Gabriel, ‘Yo Gabriel, flush that shizz, homie!’ And the heavens and earths shook with the Lord’s words! And angel Gabriel did ‘ere flush the Orange Turds from the face of the earth, as Amalek had been sent asunder into the sea before them.
And The Lord your G-d saw the flush of orange as it went below, and knew that it was douchey.”
— The Book of Face Psalms, 25 or 6:4
Boobies!
actually, i believe it was verses 4-7…
I love her
I love her boobies
Soon she will have herpes too.
I’d love to drink her juice.
You can tell by the tilt of the horizon that her boobs are affecting the tides. Luckily, the infectious drippings from all three of them will soon balance things out.
I think the “boys” have had more sculpting done than the boobie girl. Check out the eyebrows on the left “bro”…..he definitely used a Sharpie for those bad boys.
Eliza: Yes, she surely will. But clearly not from either of these two.
And the sunglasses – I would be remiss if I were to ignore their matching sunglasses.
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How sickeningly sweet of them.
She is a beautiful Orange Siren on the sea. Her melodious songs beckoned these two sassy sailors two her side. This was taken right before their three way minus one.
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Left douche’s shirt is missing T Ts. She more than makes up for it.
“and it came to pass that thine handservant, joseph smith jr, hath been shown a sign by the lord; that he shalt taketh kimmy unto his bedchambers; even unto the end of the age. and her honeycups shall nourish thy seed, providing milk unto generations.”
-the book of moron, 7:8
Those are some spectacular boobies, and looks like bro on the right has some good lip herp going.
Nice cans!
And yea, the Lord spake unto them, saying, “Douche not in presence of hott, for the glorious boobies on the frontquarters are deserving of better than thou providest. Neither shall thou wear sunglasses as thou hast on your faces, for they mark thee as choad, and are displeasing to the sight of all decent people who look uponst them.” But the taintstains heeded him not, and for that, their suffering will be great on the Great Day of Reckoning.
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– The Song of Douchebag, chapter 3, verses 1-20
Is there a jelly dong user in this pic? I say at least two are regulars and one when she’s with her BFFs from the sorority house.
Gabriel and her heavenly clouds of mom-flesh needs to deep-6 these citri poo
Ricky Martin and Friends get ready for Carnivale.
goldenest globes
Them’s some righteous meatbumpers, there.
Happy happy sunshine pillows happy.
Someone needs to adjust the RL saturation level here…
Do orange globes qualify for Golden Globes?
Here’s to Honor:
Get on ‘er, and stay on ‘er.
Nice cans.
them’s what I call “Love Handles”
Those boys have Mastodon-shaped skulls; I call We-Todd-Heads.
FLUSH THEM DOWN THE SEA IN THE BACKGROUND.
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wait. that would result in an EPA lawsuit.
It was good of them both to have a Tribute and an Honor for her BOOBIES.
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