Sunday, March 13, 2011
Axe Bodyspray: Fancy Commercials, Still Douchey
One of the seven charter members of the Douchoindustrial Complex, Axe Bodyspray, tries to use humor to stay alive in a challenging economic climate.
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They should be winging coconuts at his head. Son.
That looks like something Ed Wood would come up with, if he had the budget.
Tries to use humor….and fails. Triple “u”, to steal a term from Jim Rome.
On an unrelated note, the mighty Aztecs of my alma mater STDSU finally put a beat down on those annoying decendants of Brigham Young.
I hope Coach Fisher offered a full ride to Brandon Davies, and by full ride, I mean it’s not an honor violation in San Diego to pop your girlfriend. In fact, we encourage premarital sex here.
Son.
Great, now I can’t listen to Air anymore!
Nice pouty lips on that 1st angel to throw down her halo (I believe)
I’ll be honest: If several angels of death fall to Earth and they look like Victoria’s Secret supermodels, I’ll Axe it up if that’s what it takes to get a supernatural shag before the apocalypse. I mean, come on. Nobody will know anyway, what with the stench of sulfur, brimstone, and burning human flesh floating around.
Aren’t fallen angels…demons?
See! AXE Body Spray is creating evil!
“the seven charter members of the Douchoindustrial Complex”
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Let’s see if I can guess,
1. Axe Body Spray
2. Ed Hardy
3. Dana White, UFC et al.
4. True Religion Jeans
5. New Jersey
6. Vegas Hard Rock & Hotel casino pool area
7. Madison Ave
I thought maybe they were falling because the Axe cloud dissolved the ozone layer.
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Or maybe it just knocked them out. They’re throwing down their halos because now they mean to murder the stinkin’ douches who pollute the atmosphere with that shit.
Why is there a video of flying chicks with my cockk rings hovering over their skull plates?
They’ve come to slurp the doodi p
if I seduce an angel, will she give me a rusty trombone…or perform other nasty acts that make hookers blush? …just askin, cuz Axe might start smellin’ pretty sweet!
Always clear your history.
They go from angels to wingnuts.
Would have been better if they’d filmed it in Los Angeles of Anaheim.
Wow….for a real laugh, you should read the comments on youtube for this vid…someone has let the crazies out of their padded rooms.
On the other hand, it could be proof that the Douchecopalypse is indeed the work of the Devil.
“Axe bodyspray: it’s for douchebags. It doesn’t attract the hott, though mindless simpletons will believe it does because of these commercials.
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Douchebaggery is the apocalypse.”
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It’s “pending approval.” We’ll see.
@creature
I’m pretty sure fallen angels will even perform the hypothesized-but-never-attempted…rusty blumpkin.
^ does it require an Axe enema?
…ya know just for argument sake
^ God damnit, Mr. White, I was eating!
Dear AXE…..Please stop. That is all.
It was all making perfect sense until I saw Merle Haggard on a pay phone.
Et Tu, you might be interested to know that HuffPo has a photo story on the HOTTEST POOL PARTIES IN VEGAS. Number one on the list — oh yes, they did. The comments are great. The mock ensues. One of my favorites: “The only hot thing about this party will be the fever you´ll get with the onset of an infection in your hoohoo….with so many people in the pool it must be like jumping in one of the toilets of Grand Central Station…with music.”
Strictly speaking, and considering that angels predate humans and the concept of human male and female sexuality, and that Satan, an original angel, is generally referred to as male, and as the original “fallen angel” would be the referenced deity here, AXE is actually promoting gay sex.
Re: Rad Bromance’s comment:
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Enjoy…..
They are throwing down their halos because now they mean to murder the stinking douches who pollute the atmosphere with that shit.
@Mr. White: goddammit, I could have gone my entire life without knowing what a “rusty blumpkin” was and been a happy man. Curse my active and visual imagination!
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Commercials like these are the *only* reason that Axe has any sales.
I knew Rusty Blumpkin. He made a mean chili with sour creme.
I willing to make a bet that what is sustaining AXE is the fact that those pre teen boys, now entering their twenties, never really grew up, and still think a simply spray will solve their complete lack of forming an actual relationship with a woman.
i want to get one
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