Thursday, March 24, 2011
Vinnie Celebrates HCwDB Turning 5
Only four days late. The Real Housewives of Sherman Oaks are only mildly amused.
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And then out pops a 3″ jelly dong leprechaun signing sea shanties about Vinnie’s recent brush with syphillis
^singing
Satan himself infected photoshop and cropped this pic in the most fiendish way possible. Possible HOH material in green… lost to the ages.
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Damn you Vinnie and your cougar town posse!!
also, when I read this in today’s Onion, I naturally thought of Rev. Chad K
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Read the Leo entry.
Mrs. Kang’s smile is more forced than the door to a Krispy Kreme in the wake of the Greater Cleveland Woman’s Bowling League awards breakfast. Mr. Kang is going to go shogun when he sees that Vinnie does more than pools.
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Marsha is wearing the pearl necklace…*snicker*
Random thoughts of this pic.
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What state was this taken in, I ask cause I notice ashtray with cig butts in it.
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Are white leggings the new mom jeans?
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Headless cougar in background has one glorious jug, love to see the other.
I agree w/ Et Tu — nice jug on green cougar in the background. mmmmm…….
From the looks of this party I can only surmise that Vinnie is WAY TOO FUCKING OLD to be dressed like he is. Though, maybe his mom and all her friends decided to throw him a b-day party just for the hell of it. In that case he still shouldn’t be dressed like he is. Douche.
very interested in additional pics of them Green Gobblin’s
Cougar Mom Bags FTW!
Et Tu 1:49p “Are white leggings the new mom jeans?” FTW!
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And who the fuck is this guy? What does he do to earn such a sweet Cougar harem? Perhaps greenie was cut off on account of the butterface. But hey, I’m sure she’s got a great personality. Even though right now we can only see one.
He can’t count worth shit, either. How many candles = 5?
Too many regs reading publications named after stinky vegetables.
Vinnie is manager of an all cougar strip club: The MILF Shake.
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Here his staff, Mrs. Kang, the Pride of Seoul, Soccer Mom Marsha, and the Glamorous Rita feel obligated to celebrate his birthday lest he pitch a fit and screw them over on the schedule. His only feature dancer, The Green Goblin, with her signature asymmetrical cleavage, is too cool to participate, and she knows she’ll get the choicest slots on the schedule and there isn’t dick Vinnie can do about it.
All the cougras laugh with glee as Mrs. Liebnitz repeatedly pushes Vinnie Frankenstein towards the fire after that last little tiff he had with the other members of their gated community.
There is no bigger fan of Cougars than yours truly.
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I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage up top had an eye patch, I would rail that
I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage up top had a dead tooth in front, I would rail that
I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage up top had a tramp stamp that read “United Chlamydia Survivors”, I would rail that. Dog fashion, Son
Johnny Knoxville kicked off the monthly meeting of “Barber Shop Quartet Hating MILF’s” with the customary burning of the straw hat.
I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage up top had anal warts on her cockk, I’d rail that, Son.
I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage up top had a 3″ clit that whistled while screwing, I would rail that
I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage up top was a squirter that fired buffalo sauce , I would rail that
Vin FTW!
Lots of white pants in this room. It’d be fun to have mixed some Ex-Lax in that cake mix and Visine in the cocktails and see if anyone had an accidental eruption
I was actually in Sherman Oaks earlier today. ‘Tis a godforsaken land. Unless you heart soul-searing stripmalls.
Sherman Oaks, eh? Porn capital of the world, Son
I wouldn’t give a shit if green Cleavage’s left breast was four times larger than her right, I’d sti………
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Oh, wait a minute, it is……. and I would.
I wouldn’t care if Green Cleavage had the disembodied head of Poncho Villa peering out of her ass, I’d still hit it like like the wrath of a mad god, then pee on Poncho Via and tell him it’s tequila.
I wouldn’t give a shit if green cleavage projectile shit on Mrs. Kroeger’s cunt.
That was funny Jonezy. It made me shit.
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Vinnie would be more entertaining if the fuccking Baked Alaska was on his greasy head,
@Mock 6
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You must be more creative to convince us you are not Nancy Dreuche. Wow!
Sadly, her face was cropped out of the original pic and I couldn’t find any more of her. Lost to internet oblivion. But I wouldn’t give a shit if she didn’t actually have a head, I would rail that.
@RevChad, it appears I am not the only detective on this site. Kudos, my Charlie Sheen-esque compadre. May your highs be heavenly and may your lows be like Plinky’s mom’s vajajay. Irrelevant, but not that bad if you need a little sumpin’ sumpin’. To Plinky’s Mom everyone!
I’m four days late as well… and a giant douchebag to boot. But Happy Birthday boss. Keep ’em coming.
It must have been White Pants Night at the bowling alley. Do they offer white shoes to keep things matching?
Again,the most obvious here,wish I had some hairspray to lighten the party up…large flames always win.
@Stephanie, they sure do win “Stephanie”, they sure do. Hey, if only you didn’t have a penis we could totally be gal pals.
Entranced, Vinnie kept getting closer and closer to the candles, until suddenly his hair went up in flames, followed moments later by the explosion of his Axe body spray reaching its flash point.
Out of curiosity, I clicked under the “Links” area on the left side on the link to TSB Magazine. I was surprised to be taken to a site that had a pop-up that promised “30 Days to better Inner Game with Girls”.
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Um, isn’t the point of this site to make fun of that kind of sh!t, not to promote it?
I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage had Vinnie’s head. I would rail that.
I wouldn’t give a shit if Green Cleavage up top had the face of Emo Hulk, I’d rail that. I’d commit ritual seppuku afterwards, of course.
The Green Goblin, along with her signature asymmetrical cleavage, is icy to participate, & they knows she will get the choicest slots on the schedule & there isn’t dick Vinnie can do about it.
@Doucheous Rufus, good catch on TSB, they ran a complimentary article about HCwDB awhile back so I linked to them. Then they became incredibly douchey. So theybegone.
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– management
after reading Deltus 9.24, I couldn’t help myself- I’m not very savvy with the pic editing, so this was done with MS Paint, but I think we all agree that a single green tit in hand is worth 2 in the bush:
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http://hostdump.com/go/show.php/6158_EmoHulkTit2.jpg.html
Jonezy, ^
That was so fuccen seamless, it took about five minutes of intense scrutiny to realise it wasn’t real.
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maybe his mom and all her friends decided to throw him a b-day party for the hell of it. In that case he still shouldn’t be dressed like he is. Douche.
I don’t have a penis. I’m here to mock. Read,have fun,etc.
Oh, shit, I’m late to the party as always. Mr. Biscotti is back in town and we were doing impersonations. This time I was a Portillo’s Combo Sandwich…stuffed with Italian sausage. HEY-O!!!!!
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Happy birthday, HCwDB. And a big hug to all my fellow hunters and huntresses. And by hug I mean taint punch.