Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Morty The Happy Rocker
Ming Shyuen is deeply honored to study in this country, and she thanks you, but she can’t help but coyly giggle and wonder why Morty is such a heaping douchewipe.
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Son!!!
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That hoodie sucks!!!!
That picture may be Rev.Chad having his breakdown.
Rainbow colored mowhawk? Is this what bamboozled you away from your home land Ming Nyguen? White people so crazy. Crazy stupid like a fox who tricks cute asain girls into romance.
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Morty, aka Rainbow Shite, you’re a faux punk. And that’s worse than a douchebag. I hope you burn in Hot Topic hell. Because that’s what I envision hell to be like, Wall to wall Hot Topics run by Hitler, with Walmarts in every bathroom.
Rock of Joy
@Anonymous 10:04a, no RevChad is like a thousand years old and jams it to REO Speedwagon. This douche is all about Green Day.
Looks someone took a dump on Morty’s head after consuming a variety pack of McCormack’s Food Coloring.
Her biggest regret other than this dorkus malorkus was her decision to leave “The View”,
A million dollars says his favorite bands are, in no particular order, Sugar Ray, Sublime and Blink 182. YEAH PUNK ROCK!!!!
@Star Jones! Dorkus Malorkus FTW, I thought nobody said that anymore. I feel slightly less loserish today. Unless you’re the real Star Jones, than I feel like Joy Behar’s shriveled up dusty cooter.
She has her hand on his wallet. Ming figures it will take about 30 seconds for a happy ending whereas she can resume working behind the bar.
paid to pose, she’s the waitress. and is the tongue out the official new douche pose? you look like a 4 year old brat who needs some discipline. and by discipline, I mean a hard slap
@MOB
You forgot to mention Fall Out Boy.
@Et Tu, Didn’t KISS do the tongue out thing to death, back when they were relevant, um, which was…wait, they were never relevent. (Crossing fingers and waiting for KISS Army retaliation/shite storm).
If you took all the douche off the dude and dressed him in hiking shorts, a wife-beater, and button-down short sleeve shirt he’s as close to me as you will see until halloween. This place sucks. Some of them are really nuts. Especially my ex-girlfriends sister who I am glad to say is behind the second door. Off psych drugs already, now oxy.
Ming Shyuen and the Great Fail of China.
Is this a promo shot for that Lisa Ling show about cross-dressing animal hoarders that are addicted to dolphin cocck?
Ming has never been so happy as she is now to find the life-size pooper scooper/asswiper accessory for her My Little Pony collection. And it only cost one Bud Lite Lime!
“Morty paid top dollar to take this picture with me. I don’t know why he thought a picture with the swing shift manager from Bennigans was worht $50.00. Maybe he has never seen a Korean from Paramus New Jersy before.”
This guy’s about as threatening as a Panzer tank made of peanut brittle. I still just can’t not like him. Morty just wants to hang out with the cool kids.
RevChad:
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I assume ur behind the 3rd door?
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Hang in there, and if you find yourself in a position where you have to give up ass for Marlboros….do it. Build Character. Or Phlegm. Can’t remember which. SO maybe don’t do it.
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Mrs. Sock wants to know: Vacation in Tuscany (she’s ne’er been to Europa) or Vancouver? Which one’s more like Biloxi? Also, what’s the GPS coordinates for your house? And how long are you out of said house? Just curious.
@DarkSock
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You demented bastard. Only you could rescue me from Darth Vader. Im behind the first door. You get past the 2nd door and sweet John Coltrane you are consumed, getting a
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But your father, bringing us to the TAP OUT death match made it cool. Pussies. D.Sock assassins wiped them out, kill square father from who the fuck cares and smoosh him in the Compression Manger. Kid got crushed what a waste of time., Wow.
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