Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:42 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Seriously??? He looks like he’s trying to escape this situation? “Eeewwwwww, this icky girl is crawling all over and putting her scrumpdilicious ass pear all in my face for my to suckle and spank. That is just sooo gross. Oh no! Now her friend is in on it too. When will this end? Brad! Brad, come quick! Get me out of here! It smells like an explosion at a tuna cannery. Oh, I think I’m gonna faint. This is so humiliating. I was just waiting for Brad to bring back my snowball to drink when they showed up. Call security or something!”

1:49 pm May, 2 creature said...

here’s my stickball bat when I need it…two asses to target here

1:50 pm May, 2 creature said...

where’s…doh!

1:51 pm May, 2 Wedgie said...

If Loafie must choose, then it is already too late for him. So I must take his place. Because that is really not a choice at all, is it?
Stupid Loafie.

1:56 pm May, 2 Crottenham said...

What exactly are the camera directions here for this shot?

Ok honey, we don’t want to see your face at all, so lie on top of the douche showing us your great ass! And you blondie, slap that ass-pear for us…..and douchey, come on give us a little bit of a smile at least, pretend you’re enjoying it!

2:05 pm May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Looks like his chin fung got too close to the mirror, and now he has an embarrassing coke-foo. It’s like a milk mustache, except instead of a faux pas, it’s a felony.
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The the other felony in this picture is gross misuse of an overpriced Vegas cabana. Spank the hotts when the hotts are naughty and want to be spanked. That’s why you paid a fortune for the pseudo privacy of a cabana, that actually is probably being recorded in full 1280p HD by no less than 4 security cameras.

2:12 pm May, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Odds he will choose the Ed Hardy Hat: 5:2.

Why choose the hat over quality ass pear? The hat never says “Seriously, you’re done already?”. The hat never laughs when you pull down your shorts. The hat never throws up daiquiri and shellfish on your bed. The hat never starts a threesome and then gets totally involved in getting sticky with the other woman while you sit at the edge of the bed with the pillow waiting to be tagged in. And of course, the hat cost you more than what you’re willing to spend in alcohol to set the proverbial hook in each hottie’s g-string.
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F*cking dumb ass. He could get the same hat from a guy selling bags of oranges two blocks off the strip.

2:20 pm May, 2 mr.reeve said...

He chose unwisely………..

2:46 pm May, 2 Fatness said...

Loafie really needs to stop pretending to faint when he delivers drinks. The girls are too gullible and Harrah’s has enough problems with the pool attendants already.

3:53 pm May, 2 Wheezer said...

Loafie was named in a pinch at birth.

3:56 pm May, 2 Stephanie said...

He doesn’t seem to be into this 2 chick thing.

3:59 pm May, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

That is a very poor use of perfectly good pear.

4:01 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

Kevin Nealon regrets leaving SNL, but he can still pull some fine pear.

6:12 pm May, 2 DarkSock said...

What’s that between her legs…….Pfah???

7:23 pm May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Loafie thinks a three-way is when you put ketchup, mayo, AND miracle whip on your hot dog. I was gonna say burger, but Loafie looks more like a hot dog eater. In other words, this is totally wasted on him.

7:26 pm May, 2 Steve L. said...

Loafie probably chose marijuana-induced paralysis.

10:26 pm May, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Loafiie isn’t choosing at all. It’s Ladies’ Choice, DUH!

6:06 am May, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Too much douche, not nearly enough pear.

7:58 am May, 3 Merle Baggard said...

This makes me very angry and mildly horny.

8:25 am May, 3 Collaz B. Popped said...

Yes,,,horrible usage of quality pear. 2 pears actually…

I 2nd that Medusa.

Fuck this guy.

9:08 am May, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why choose? Either? Why not both?

11:27 am May, 3 Deltus said...

That there’s any choice other than “do I spank dat ass, or bite the cheeks like it was an apple” shows me how wrong this is.