Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Prickles The Clown
The Spiker. It spreads.
Natalia has the arched eyebrows that require further academic research involving theories of discursive alterity and feral butt pooching
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- In memoriam: bcs
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The geometry almost seems impossible but Holy White Triangle?
C.D.P.T. : Canadian Douchebag Precinct Toronto
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Throw it back ! Throw it back !!!
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fugu
You need a license to serve that kind of sushi.
^ Point of clarification. I was speaking of the Toro behind the Holy White Triangle.
I just want to punch him or hit him with something. Is that the kind of attention he was looking for from the ladies? I don’t even know how she’s managing to sit so close to him without pouring her drink over his head so the massive amounts of hair gel run into his stupid little eyes. Damn, I must hate Wednesdays too.
Please lord let this idiot come across my path so thou I might laugh at him directly to his stupid haired head. Son of Spiker, prepare to be shamed and then shunned.
Choad/Douchebag with Pointed Top
Sweet Fuckenstein. They didn’t detach the electrodes.
That reminds me, it’s time to dust off the Hellraiser DVD’s.
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Pinheads.
I can’t remember which 80s video it was- there were several- but Natalie looks like she just took the Greyhound from Omaha to LA on her 18th birthday, and this was the first choad to see her as she stepped of the bus:
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“you could be a model!” he said
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“I think I can get you in for an audition at my agency”
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“OK” said Natalie
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and that was the end of that.
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fucking douches.
There once was a girl from Kansas City
who looked adorable and quite pretty
But along came douchebag Fred
replete with a mace shaped head
and now all of us feel really shitty.
This guy deserves an Abby Wambach header right to the scrote. Who in Ze Hell put it in this guys head that that is a good look? Natalia looks eager to show the world that her skills fellating a fire hydrant are much greater than her taste in men.
The question is: is baldness a preferred option to the prickles cut?
I like my Toro bald.
When is everybody who tries to rock the blazer / t-shirt look just going to fuck off?
She looks like Giada DeLaurentiis’ sluttier younger sister. I’d like her to join me on a flour dusted countertop with a large bottle of olive oil.
@ Boonne – Only way to eat it.
@ Douche Springsteen, a question: how does one ‘rock the blazer’? coz i notice many a pony-tailed, jeans wearing advertising types wearing blazers with t-shirts who are old enough – by which I mean too old – to know better. I think jeans and blazer are permissible contingent on strict protocols regarding the style of jeans, shoes, shirt and last, but by no means least, body fat. When do you think it is even remotely possible to ‘rock the blazer (in any of the afore mentioned ensemble suggestions?)
You people are ignorant AND intolerant of other’s cultures.
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In Homoslavia, you are expected to twist up one hair spike per every peen loaf you’ve stuffed up your bunghole.
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Don’t hate on him just because he’s popular. VERY popular. And by “popular” I mean “penetrated”.
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lol
It’s not ignorance, Dark Sock, it’s fear.
For a minute I thought I had mistakenly visited HotChicksWithHomos.
Crazily
Devours
Penis
Testes
Can
Deepthroat
Plenty
Times
Craves
Dude’s
Penises
Today
Careful,
Dude.
Pussy
There.
Crotch
Disaster!
Penicillin
Tomorrow.
Cramming
Dicks&
Pricks
Topside!
@Douche Springsteen, very few can pull off the T-shirt/blazer look. If you pair it with pinhead hair, you’re doomed. If you just rock it to rock it, you’re fine. Its a fine line and Spiker Jr, here definitely fails, but I’d be lying if I said I’ld never do the horizontal mambo with a dude who wore a blazer/T-shirt combo.
And Medusa 4:14p FTW!
Natalie can open “60’s beer cans with that chin schnozz combo
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handy gal on a camping trip, probably gets air tight in a tent too…& by tent I mean the trunk of my Yugo
Can’t
Do
Poon
Tang
Clutches
Dwarf
Penis
Tightly
actually his casual business blazer pisses me off more than his random acronyms. dunno why.
Thems crazy eyes! Stay away!
Goddamn her eyes are gorgeous. I wanna come right on them. This one has to be in the weekly.
Hmmm, his hair reminds me I need to pick up some new dryer balls.
And mow the back lot with the overgrown weedheads.