Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Let It Pee
Biker Mike Asshatsky.
Hits on Bartender Hottie Heather.
There will be a crotch itch.
Let it pee.
And in happy hour of shotness.
Mother Mary tatts to me.
Speaking words of douchedom.
Let it pee.
Let it pee.
Let it pee!
Let it pee.
Let it pee.
Just ignore the burning, let it pee, let it pee.
Nice tatt of Mary cutting Thomas Jefferson’s hair while Billy Bob Thornton washes the windows.
He peed in an unemployment line several times.
I wonder what Miguel in the upper right hand corner has to say about all of this.
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I wonder what Chubby Hector on the left to eat after all of this.
Damn, that girl is cute, too. I can feel the Universe buckling when I look at this pic.
Ugh. I meant to type I wonder what chubby Hector on the left has left to eat after all of this. Stupid Craftmatic Adjustable Bed makes me type all weird.
I call quorom on Hall of Hott for Heather.
If I ever meet this creep I will not Sanctify him by the Ritual of The Thousand Peen Tortures. He will get the 2010 sacriligious Catholic Stealing One Of The Stations Of The Cross from my Church window.
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Heathens
After just a momentary glance at this combo of blonde woodshop and Jesus, Mother Mary of auto mechanics I prolapsed an eye. I’ll submit my vote for Hottest Hott of the Year right fucking now!
I second that shit Leery. The door to the HOH may be closed for brunettes as evidenced by the dissing of Champagne Katie and Tiny Dancer Maria, but maybe a blonde could squee her way in.
She escaped from the second pic below, only to have this happen. That’s why they call it Humpday, Heather.
No, Dear God, NNOOOOO!!!!
Ees that Jose Grandgringo lurkeeng?
-whew- Y’all need to back the FUCK OFF! Natural Blondie/Boobies is staring straight at *me*.
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I don’t want any a’ you homos cockblocking me *this* time.
She has the plucked look and the hardened eyes of a Pro.
Take it back, you goddam muppet.
Asshatsky either has a 3D Neon form of leprosy or has ingested 13.6 ounces of radioactive cobalt – what a diseased looking excuse for a corpse………
Hottie Heather…………ooooooooh, Hottie Heather……….you look like…………delicious, sweetened, whipped Sex Butter Cream……………………
@DH, go for it buddy. Save her and shit. I’m sure you’re at least one times better than this guy.
haha one times… you all are forgetting that HoH calls don’t happen anymore… they are a thing of the past maybe if DS takes over again. those were pear times
Not necessarily a side boob reveal but a side boob shot none the less. I approve of Bartender Hottie Heather and a HOH induction.
Faogoths! Fuccen! tatoowed hoars! tis fagoettth meeek vonnet paour. Agarh iowntar inhwana pa ahzz. if drone Uy parNeg dos4. Fuccen rehm ainz! les baux buchiiree, faogheoth
What happened to HoH nominations?
No HOH. That’s Mr. Prolapsian from the local TGIF. That’s right. I said it. Tranny.
All blondes are trannies. Medical fact.
DEAR GOD!!!! All blondes are trannies? Then that means… THAT MEANS MY MOM”S A TRANNIE!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
She’s a tranny? I’m OK with that.
if you love her, DH, you can change her!
I do.
What the hell is wrong with men these days? She is not a tranny. She belongs in the Hall of Spank-O-Vision. And noone can change anyone, you can only change yourself. Fuccen A. Bartender, better make my Gizze a double tonight. And no Douchey Wallnuts that’s not an invite for you to spackle your load in my general direction. It’s my new signature bevie, Gin + Izze.
Been Gizzarra.
This guy just ordered a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich and two bottles of Dom Perignon from the guy in the upper right corner of the picture and told him to put it on the Underhill’s tab.
I got no reason to bash this guy with way too many tatts, duck lips, feelin’ all right in his life. He’ll fall off the ledge of reg’lar guydom on his own.
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Heather needs a wisp of non-douchey wind upon which to float away from this idiot and into my awaiting arms.
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And by that I mean I’d like to ejaculate on her Gizzarras.
You can get your Renaissance art and stained glass windows but you still is stupid.
sad when the douches sunglasses are gayer than the chicks. hmmmmmmmmmmm gay blonde hottie chicks………….
ok i’m done
Way to face those tattoos the wrong way, jackasses. Always towards the heart.
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Rookies
I’m with Troy. Those are the razor-sharp, overplucked brows of a professional sword swallower.
Here eyes used to be blue, before she turned pro.
she’s lovely & voluptuous
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he’s a vile, oily & cartoonish scrub
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I’m a lecherous drunken fool
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that is all
Volupturaptor
hey baby, i bet a lot of guys wiith no realistic shot call you a low-rent paris hilton, but that’s ok, between you and me, i’m not one of them.
i would like to know if the shutters match the drapes, though?
i guess what i am trying to find out, is if there is a bustle in your hedge row, in case you don’t know.
can we just do it here on the stairway, my room is kind of a mess.
mudsharks.
arpegios
It’s ok I checked people, My mom is not a trannie therefor negating McCrude’s theory of all blonds being trannies.
@ McCrude Better watch out for the medical advice from those Doctors your seeing.
Not a biker. A biker would make him pee.
My tongue, her muddy blowhole nuff said. As a semi-retired, duly appointed HOH committee member she has my vote tranny or no.
Miguel, lol.
Hello Creature, long time no post.
large swells have me distracted….& by large swells I mean drooping, teardrop, blonde breastuses
Deer Douche
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Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.
Pro or not, I would gladly pay her to have sex with me.
She’s still checkin’ me out. Watch the ‘master’ at work…