Monday, May 14, 2012
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“Well, this is hawkward.”
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Fun loving goth kids touch fists in precious solidarity at the comic book convention. Because they know that with tomorrow, it’s back to serving coffee to disgruntled commuters.
Fuscia is the new stupid.
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The Attack Of The Clones arrived today with Lenny The Box after we got bent and played some very bad snooker.
And by Attack Of The Clones I mean 30 autoflowering Chocalopes in the rear grove.
does the carpet match the drapes? yes, and douchebag’s shirt.
“WONDER TWINS POWER ACTIVATE! form of… DOUCHE!”
Gerald insisted that the best way to help one’s partner to climax was stroking the penis towards his own mouth.
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GIna disagreed completely, and described the over-the-shoulder-gangbang-stroke as most likely to result in a photogenic cumshot.
THIS bracelet is modeled after my gash
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THIS bracelet is modeled after my wee balls
Even though Gina knew it would kill her too, she stuck her wet toe in the 220 outlet on the convention floor … BZZZZTT
I wear my hair this way to hide the vestigial taint on the back of my head
Vestigial Pear
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“It’s Breast Awareness Week”
O-Cedar makes your life greasier.
Later that night, as John went down on her, Karen thought “Hmmm…I should grow out my landing strip a little more…”.
Porn stars for the day in the new movie remake Douchey in Pink.
“Day 1 of the 3rd annual East Rutherford BDSM convention, and we’re excited to be here!”
Just enought time for a quick pic then he has to hurry back to the west valet, those Camry’s aren’t going to park themselves.
What’s hawkward is when I show up with a machette and chop off his hawk.
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What’s really hawkward is if I miss by 10 inches. Whoops.
No Vestigial Pear love?
Chloe smiles the smile of the knowing milliseconds before Gerald is sucked up into the jet-powered ventilation fan.
Bobby, excited beyond all belief, has tracked down the motherlode of his new fuschia douche shirt empire and attempts to take her hostage with the clever pick up line of “How’d ya like to make a few bucks the easy way.” Little did she know he wasn’t spouting a useless sexual innuendo and was only interested in her curtains and carpet.
Punk rock square dance.
Sorry, Vin.
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Vestigial pear looks like a fake dong hanging off her ass crack. Even gots those wrinkles underneath like on a real ball sack. Looks like the penultimate scene in Boogie Nights.
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In other words, no erection for the Mrs. tonight.
“Take Us To Your Leader.”
Costco’s new hairdresser rocks!
“Hi! Welcome to the Houston Astrodome’s all-new FEMAtown! I’m Ashley, this is Rick! And we’re gonna show you how much fun it is to lie on a shit-smeared cot and slowly dehydrate!”
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Too soon?
Vin, I think that pic ruined the autoboner I used to get when I’d see one of your embedded pics. From now on, I’ll likely be doing a double take when I see your posts.
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Of course, a few weather hotts could bring me right back in the game.
“Two in the pink, one in the stink”. Says it all.
@ Vin
I can never un-see that. *shudder*