Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:04 am May, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

The Putzschmuck give me daria-ria.

7:06 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

I’d pull her trailer with my Diesel.

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Peterbilts.

7:07 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

Why does this little toad get to see her vay-jay-jay? Or any woman’s tooterbug for that matter? He should be clinically excluded from the gene pool.

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Darwinians.

7:09 am May, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

BTW, I’d love to sniff the spot upon which nubile and docile Daria sits.

7:13 am May, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

Putzschmuck’s mother was impregnated with a mixture of jizz from a troll doll and Heat Miser. Jizz, I says.

7:15 am May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@CB Popped

Sour Diesel and Red Bull is a good way to start the day Collar. I’m doing some generic medicinal hydro with Lenny and drinking beer. That girl had an Oxana Bayul/Lola Falana thing going on. I’d hit it.

7:24 am May, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

In seven years, when the paroxide has killed off the better part of his dome cover, he’ll look just like George Castanza.

7:26 am May, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Ummmm, have I been drinking too much ethenol or is the right Reverand now talking to regs who haven’t yet posted to the pic?

7:30 am May, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Ducky really let himself go.

7:34 am May, 16 Anonymous said...

Guy Fieri at bring your daughter to work day

7:57 am May, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Sorry for the hulabaloo everyone and DB1. I will stick to the mocking of entertaining douchebags from here on out. Run of the mill douchebags will have to learn how to regulate themselves. The troll in the above picture looks like Suze Orman but without the incredible amount of lady tail she pulls and her cashflow.

7:59 am May, 16 icame isaw idouched said...

This is the bottom of the fuccen barrel.

8:04 am May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Ross O’Donnell drops his big sister’s name a lot

8:12 am May, 16 The Dude said...

Discards from the Rick Moranis sperm bank must’ve found a home, resulting in Schmutzpuck. What?

8:16 am May, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Seconds before this pic was snapped Putschmuck was sandwiched between two hot chicks unaware of his self absorption and absolute ignorance. Seconds after this pic is taken Putschmuck will be sitting solo, again, arms outstretched and empty, again, contemplating going over his VISA limit, again, in order to intice a lady or two back to his lonely table.

8:31 am May, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

@Scrotato: Perhaps the Rev is just experiencing run of the mill hallucinations.

8:42 am May, 16 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

If they mated: Brian Bosworth and Judy Tenuta

10:03 am May, 16 troy tempest said...

he looks like he’s fixin’ to hurl his cookies. at which point Daria will squeal in disgust [SQUEAL I tell ya] and come running to me, [ME I tell ya] and for being such a sweet guy, she falls in love, instantement, and gives me a massive blowie and swallowed every drop of my baby batter and said “Yum”. Everyday. Till I die.

11:52 am May, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

For some reason he reminds me of this guy…

11:54 am May, 16 Baron Von Goolo said...

Is that doughy bullfrog sitting on his own mullet? Or is last night’s entertainment finally clawing its way free?

1:54 pm May, 16 Stephanie said...

No,the camera is up higher,look up higher you short bus moron.

6:10 pm May, 16 CB Popped said...

Im w U Rev,,,in fact, this chick’s name is probably Oxana.

Devils Rangers tied, end of 2nd period.

5:29 am May, 17 Ramone said...

He looks just as surprised as us that he’s with her…