Friday, July 27, 2012
Friday Haiku
Jules learns a lesson
About dating guys she meets
At Underpasses
Choking fantasy
Goes wrong, throw in the bath salts
Hell of a snuff film.
— Capt. James T. Douche
Bath Salts Magician
Finds his latest assistant.
Makes face disappear.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Bath salts Jesus gives
Sermon on the Towel. Bleeth
sees burning bushes.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Occupy Wall Street
Was too mainstream for these two
Occupy Skid Row
— Douche Wayne
Choking fantasy
Goes wrong, throw in the bath salts
Hell of a snuff film.
He doesn’t shower
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Whispering sweet
Nothings always gets her wet
So would a bathtub
Buffalo Bill from
Silence of the Lambs is back
Choke is the new tuck.
They sway to the sweet
Music of their fave love song
“Drops of Poopiter”
Vin picks his bands
Based on the cover art
Of their Albums
Meth heads rejoice in
One of thier own has made it
Onto this website.
Dirty castaway
Finds his own Wilson and brings
Her back to LA.
Fake grass itches ass
So Chick lays down her towel
Dread Locks itch also
Extra discovers
Long lost Manson tapes. Squeaky
Was a dirty girl.
In a few minutes
They will smell 10 times worse when
She pukes on his cock.
I finally have
Hope that he will be found. Come
Home Lenny the box.
The Dread Lock Head Lock
Newest Douchal Maneuver
Now With More Choking!
When the scene starts bats
Fly out when her panties drop
Whole crew gets rabies!
Bath Salts Magician
Finds his latest assistant.
Makes face disappear.
There is only two
Things this couple fears, soap
And sobriety.
Fearing the worst
Sally jerks her head, but
Still Velcroed to Dreads
As the snuff film starts
Timmy Chong throttles cousin
Rae Dawn for practice.
They missed putting in
The gyroscope, her clam ‘fro
Not shaved since ’86.
Baron Von Goolo’s
New exhibit “The Fall Of Man”
With bonus strangling!
Five minutes into
The scene out comes speculum
Bath salt felch is on!
With no hits for ten
Years. The Counting Crow turns to
Cannibalism
Bath salts Jesus gives
Sermon on the Towel. Bleeth
sees burning bushes.
The dreds match the rug
Peel off her panties to see
The merkin of death!
Meth and bath salts make
For quite an aphrodesiac
Soon the scat will fly!
Angelina Js
Latest adoption goes bad
House full of pube lice!
Zombie’s vacant stare
Ensnares the Mullatto Bleeth
For Bath Salt Orgy
Post bath salt orgy
Both of thier nethers burn and
Drip with tartar sauce.
Dreadlocks on white guys
Are douchey beyond belief
Stop choking her brah!
A Zombie and a
Mullatto walk into a
bar. Everone runs
Pic so disturbing
Darksock can’t get ball rolling;
no haiku up top.
Hobo douchebag shows
Bleeth ventriloquist act chokes
Her out for spare change.
Occupy Wall Street
Was too mainstream for these two
Occupy Skid Row
I’m betting her snatch
Smells like old cigarette butts
From the show she did.
Next DC franchise
The Dark Blight Compromises
Filmed all on cell phone.
Rob Zombie goes to
Burning Man and hooks up with
chick from Cosby Show.
Crazy eyed dredbag
Pimps her out of putt-putt course
They are squatting at.
DB1’s new site:
Hot Chicks with Criminally
Insane Homeless Guys
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/13/no-more-doctor-douchebag/
Heather is lookin kinda rough.
Mel Gibson gears up
for next Mad Max installment
Beyond Sphincterdome
They break all the rules
Including the one about
Crapping where you eat.
Cock too small for her
to choke on; takes matters in-
to own grimy hands.
Darksock’s poetics,
Negative critique of words,
That, or Ambien.
.
– management
.
XXXXXX
.
‘Sock went out drinking
With band after rehearsal;
Woke up outdoors. Son.
.
– D.S.
Grover McPocalypse
Back to his choking ways
He needs to be deloused
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/13/no-more-doctor-douchebag/
So Crazy Eyed Joe
Goes for the babe’s jugular
It’s Love at First Psych!
OG Mack Zombie
Says “This is we do it.”
Then eats off her face
I could get Pink Eye
Viewing this atrocity
And that’s just shitty!
If Three Little Birds
were on his doorstep, he would
f*cking eat their heads.
If by “Stir it Up”
you mean her blood in a hot
cauldron, he’s on it.
He’s Jammin’ using
her femur bones as drumsticks,
her skull as a snare.
This is a scene from
Jersey Shore Zombie Attack
Filmed in Seaside Frights
The attack took place
On Mini-Golf putting green
Zombie Hole-in-One
The photographer
Takes a picture but doesn’t
Stop Zombie Attack
Crushing her larynx
Then eating her bloody flesh
Is Zombie Foreplay
The Techno Viking
Would defeat the Dread Zombie
While keeping the beat
Mullatto snapper
Is Zombie delicacy
Best eaten when raw
Deer photographer,
it would be nice to have,
kept your shadow out of her vajayjay,
Burma Shave!
It puts on the soap
And washes. Put on the soap
And wash you herpster!
I can’t imagine
Why any woman would touch
This fuccen douchebag
She’s Waiting in Vain
for him to stop crushing her
throat and jugular.
Dreadlocks so dirty
population of head lice
sprouted this whole girl
Some beach bum or Al
Jourgenson, can’t really tell
A new douche order
No Woman, No Cry!
Stop it right now or I swear
I’ll choke you to death!
Hey, Get Up, Stand Up
beach closes after sundown
move along, you two.
Douchenamic Duo
Sharing Food Stamps And Needles
Diseases Galore!
Grover ain’t super
But inspires new toy to sell:
Throttle me Elmo
Rastafaridouche
Like Reanimated Corpse
Holding Chick Captive
Kudos on quick front page turnaround!
Throttle me Elmo FTW!!!!!
HA HA HA HAW
This is Frank Zappa’s
LIVING Mexican Portrait !
That, or just a bum.
HA HA HA HAW!
Throttle me Elmo FTW!!!!!
HC with DB?
Or’s this a crime scene photo?
Call Caruso? Yeaaaaah!!!
•••
“… Safety word is … *Gak*!”
“The safety word is … *GakGak* …”
Oh shit. Time to run.
HC with DB?
Or’s this a crime scene photo?
Call Caruso? Yeaaaaah!!!
•••
“… Safety word is … *Gak*!”
“The safety word is … *GakGak* …”
Oh shit. Time to run.
Iggy Pop is still
pullin’ the hotts on Fridays
Somewhere in Vegas
Later her dismembered body parts were found strewn along Rt. 66 over a seven mile stretch. The methed up psychopath remains at large and is a suspect in 9 other dismemberment murders.