Monday, July 2, 2012
Herpsters at the Prom
Somewhere, in the distance, a sullen D.J. in a lime-green shirt from the 1970s puts on a scratchy 45 by Laid Back.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
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- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Boobies. Herpster boobies? I’m torn.
Sweet, sweet, cleavite. I commend the ‘bag hunter who sent in this photo.
I knew Adele was a bleeth.
Nice crop of lifeguard females this year. Yahem! Let’s see if I’m logged in and have my avatat back. Son.
If it’s not I’m getting wasted and coming back tomorrow.
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Perhaps Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer will slay the ghosts in the machine on account if it’s your holiday down under tomorrow. Good on ya mates! Put some wallaby on the farkin barbie.
oops! I mean holiday Wednesday and Sons. Put some meat on your Hemi’s.
No holidays Down Here, Reverend.
Happy 4th July, the Douche is a necessary part of the existential and the Real, without he who would we have to mock?
Happy belated Canada Day to the Rev & Lenny the Box. I once celebrated Canada Day back in 87, actually 6-30-87, at The Wonderland Amusement park outside of Toronto. The kicker was that the Grateful Dead were playing that night in the amphitheater (Kingswood) right next door. Interesting paradox of Canadian family goers and smelly hippies (no respect) commingling together in the afternoon sun. Anyway I’d eaten some acid and it wasn’t until after the show when we headed back to Toronto that it really kicked in. I had a good time in Toronto. I likes me some Canada.
Fey faux Franco-douchitude fondles breastacular beehive bouffant Bleeth. Blowing bubbles biking backwards.
The cure for cancer is softly nestled between her sweet cleavite.
Too bad the cause of cancer is in his pants.
dayam….turkey breast worth bastin’!
Sacre Douche!! Those juggs hit a 9.8/10 on the motorboatability scale!!
I’m logged in as me for once. So what you’re saying is the site was at full functioning capacity prior to the upgrade? Yikes. We need some talented neckbeards up in here stat like.
Man, that’s a height difference right there. He could tit fuck her standing up.
That girl’s hottt (yes, the third “t” is intentional). She reminds me of Carol Cleveland, circa Flying Circus days.
http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/2709/386851-carolcleveland_a_large.jpg
Test. Mons Pubis. Test. Son
Something’s screwed up, because on my ‘puter it’s showing me logged in as the Reverend. Although we are both Canadian, I am most certainly not him.
How do I set an avatar up? I’m torn between the old one, whatever the fuck that was, Serena William’s gunt, or Joel Osteen. Anyone? Troy? “WordPress. It’s free and it sucks huge taint.”
@Anonymous
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I was logged in as Anonymous. I think you may be me but you don’t know it yet.
thats the chick from celebrity apprentice
Belive that is Aubrey O’Day. Super Bleeth
http://thatgrapejuice.net/2010/11/song-aubrey-oday-automatic/
And he’s a reality show douche but I don’t know which one..
here holes are named, Bingo, Bango, Bongo
His name is Santino and he was on one of the seasons of Project Runway. Just fuccen shoot me now. I gotta start drinkin’ A LOT more when I let the Mrs. have control over the TV remote.
YOU RANG?
The Baroness Von Goolo also has the right of first refusal when it comes to the TV remote. That’s Santino Rice, all right, so he should get a notta under the gaybag rule as well as under the same extension of rockstar leniency that applies to pro wrestlers and other broadcast media peacocks that are not Mystery.
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My guess is that he had a hand in styling White Trash Audrey Hepburn Barbie there (aka drag diva Audrey Rugburn). Depending on how much Zima he had beforehand, he might have literally had a hand in it.
She’s not too bad in a 1960’s sort of way. The garcon on the other hand is a waiter at an all male establishment where tips are earned in the restroom.
What a bee hive,she was that horrible self absorbed woman on the Trump show,and she was fired!
Its a Silver Lake Herpster…