Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:43 pm August, 13 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I can never find Waldo in these things- Damn!!

2:26 pm August, 13 creature said...

lean in blondie on the right is getting piston fist punched up the ballon knot

2:37 pm August, 13 Stephanie said...

Moron in the back,I win.

And those girls look like an advertising for possible hair dye colors.

2:48 pm August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Perky Patty looks like Natalie Portman and Giada Delaurentiis had a daughter who got hooked on bath salts. She’s got pumpkin dress in an Armenia death grip, and it’s all over except for face eating.

2:51 pm August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

It’s a finger banging rainbow ! Until Waldouche let’s fly his Thai Fusion and tequila shots. Then it’s a a Barf Chain Reaction

2:53 pm August, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m gonna say notta for Raspberry McDingus. These girls are too into themselves that they would have never included him in the pic. He crashed the picture with his fuck you attitude and I approve. Kinda like when Bizzaro Rev Chad headed south last summer and crashed that pool party as seen here*.

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/01/19/caption-this-pic-82/

3:29 pm August, 13 creature said...

‘frozen rump roast’ can be thawed out w a nuclear fusion heat rod

3:33 pm August, 13 creature said...

…by ‘nuclear fusion’ I mean the colliding particles in her ‘excelerator tunnel’ would blast that thing wide open

5:36 pm August, 13 Morbo said...

I see you hiding there in the middle, Naughty Natalie. Tucked in behind that horse in the front and your creepy freshman dorm buddy who likes to get a little grabby and is a bit too curious for you to feel comfortable around. You can drop the wholesome facade you put on in front of the folks with me, and we’ll dance the night away to the Bloodhound Gang while we both watch “X-Files” reruns till dawn.

6:10 pm August, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mo’ Jewesses. Mo’ Problems.

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7:09 pm August, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

White Diddy.

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Word. I’m fucking bent and have one day to get a fucking thesis in Son. I’m fucked and bent and stoned and have my wife’s flap poison all over my face and the kids are gone and I’m wasted like a cock in funky water. Man.

7:11 pm August, 13 Troy Tempest said...

OK Fuckers. FUCKERS. I found something cool and it got me REALLY drunk. I *hate* gin – it’s not as bad as Retsina or Ouzo, but it’s right up there. Bad gin is like drinking a mix of pinesol and naptha. But I found this stuff called “Hendrick’s” and it’s from Scotland nad I am fucking hammemreated on it. It’s gin that actually tastes good. Like in, really good. I’m going back to my gin. fuckers.

7:12 pm August, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Does anyone know if there is gonna be “Pear after dark” this week? Here’s hoping uncle DSock doesn’t disappoint.

7:14 pm August, 13 Troy Tempest said...

I’m with Et tu douche – these chicks suck. Except for the older one at bottom in the green shirt. I’d fuck her. She looks almost human.

7:17 pm August, 13 Troy Tempest said...

Then again, she’s prolly their MOM and pumped them all out as a series of twins from fertility injections and she just fucked anyone to get preggers and so she’s tyhe mom of 6, and the tard boy at top is just a fraternal twin of one of the other chicks.

Or something like that.

7:51 pm August, 13 Voulez-vous douchez? said...

No love for Cut-Off Mohawk on the left.

11:21 pm August, 13 The Dude said...

Cuddle-boobs! Do these girls have heads? I didn’t notice.

4:14 am August, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture gives me Doody Cramps.

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Also, Hendricks’ Gin makes everyone look better.