Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

12:11 pm August, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is he the one peeing down Octomom’s calf?

12:17 pm August, 15 jonezy said...

damn- Aaron Eckhart-bag got really tatted out since doing the Dark Knight

12:21 pm August, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I was going to post “Lars is peeing in pink bikini’s butt” but I’ve pretty much been beaten to that.

12:31 pm August, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lars’ lunch of PBR and roasted asparagus created a liquid shark repellant more powerful than any ever devised in Muppet labs. How do we know? That buoy seems to be steaming away from the boat pretty damn fast.

12:44 pm August, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With that amount of talent on the water even old Rev Chad would get some booty cause of his ever present jar of optimum weed. Son. Me likey them girls particularly white haired pink bikini with the sculpted gunt. She all kinds of sinewy cock ridin’ hoe-down doob smoking mack daddy eyed fun. And by fun I mean psychedelic anal play. Maybe some pissing ans scat games as well. Son. Scat games I says. Son

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Hey Dark Sock Man! Why don’t we toe the line of DB1’s patience and put another semi-cunt reveal on the front page.

12:52 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Lars is actually Vance Pantstrong, champion catfish scrote-noodler. Vance once caught a 90lb catfish with his left testicle alone, while simultaneously using his right testicle to lure a 7lb crayfish. Sadly, Vance was killed in 2010 when his lure was taken off at groin by a curious snapping turtle. Vance is remembered as “one ballsy mother” and also for his last words, “My freakin’ nuts. He ate my freakin’ nuts!”

12:57 pm August, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This whole situation is headed for calamity, it’s going to be 120 days of Sodom on the lake as soon as they break out the bath salts and start huffing bilge fumes from Largemanns latrine.

1:02 pm August, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else think that douche on the far left in back looks like a sock monkey?

1:08 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Coincidentally that is Catfish Jenny in the blue bikini, whose fishlike underbite made her perfect for practice session with Vance Pantstrong. She would hide inside a barrel or under a compost heap while Vance practiced scrote-noodling her out of hiding. She’d then chomp down on his nuts and Vance would drag her out using his nutsack for 10 or so feet signifying a “catch”. Vance credited much of his technique to Jenny, and credited the prodigious tensile strength of his scrotum to Jenny’s addiction to mayonnaise and bacon sandwiches.

1:11 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s the set of Octomom’s new porn flick. It’s called “All Aboard” and the premise is very simple: everyone climbs into her vajay.

1:22 pm August, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dude

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There’s only 11 people in the pic and she already has 14 of the little fucckers so I’m thinkin’ there’s plenty of room to spare. Maybe we’ll se guest appearances but Richard Dean Anderson and Ryan Lochte? Dare to dream…

1:23 pm August, 15 Douche Springsteen said...

Is that guy’s tattoo of The Predator or Bob Marley? I can’t really tell because Pink Bikini’s chesticles call to my eyes like sirens from the deep.

1:32 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Patriotic bikini was sitting on the bench for the first photo but when TattBoy pissed himself she moved to the water

1:38 pm August, 15 hermit said...

Lars is generally a pretty good kid. He’s worked at the northside Home Depot® in Cleveland since high school. The only blemish on his otherwise stellar work record earned him a thirty day suspension when he was caught sanding his dowel rod in the employee break room.

2:29 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dr. Bunsen, 14 in tired old sack… add an umbrella in the back and I think you call that a golf bag.

2:53 pm August, 15 Stephanie said...

He’s in back,and easier to push into the water.

3:23 pm August, 15 Sally said...

What Lars lacks in looks he makes up for in the sack. As it should be.

9:47 pm August, 15 The Dude said...

I swear I had something funny to say, but after reading this thread it’s forgotten. Now I have to clean my kb. Godspeed, Lars!

1:35 am August, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Don’t care where the fuck he is. Vaguely ’80s girl who had a fairy vomit on her bikini can breakfast on my club anytime.

3:14 am August, 16 The Dude said...

Her bikini is not pink, it’s fuschia. Keep your colors straight, not gay!

4:01 am August, 16 Guid is Good said...

I see someone who may appreciate my star spangled wanger.

4:42 am August, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

I often fantasize about spending the day on the lake with the Dutch women’s field hockey team, and in this fantasy the girls look like this.

5:45 am August, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Nah, all I see are some questionable hotts of questionable morality.