Thursday, November 8, 2012
Gary Moldman Pecs Next To Vegas Bethany
And by pecs, he means “Groooo.”
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Mmmm……… Mon Pubis reveal FTW
Skulls , man, SKULLS! Anybody that takes the fucking time to to get ink should do skulls! If you don’t have skulls you’re a fucking pussy, ya pussy.
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Your fucking Yankee tattoo should be a SKULL with a Yankee cap on, same thing for you Marine pussies…. Skull Face on the Marine dog, ya pussy….
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Don’t get me started on the yuppie pussies with the Harley Davidson tattoos , those pussies…. get a fucking skull with your Harley’s, ya pussies, ya fucking pussies ….
I could make a mess bigger than Gary’s pecs on Bethany’s Vega’s
He’s fifty years old. The top skull looks like it took 1200 mics of acid. Well-played, douche.
I approve of Bethany’s mons poke, but she has the pleasant, luke warm, face of a 1970’s peanut butter commercial mom. I can’t boner up for that.
I love Bethany. And this…
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http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20121108/Victorias%20Secret%20Fashion%20Show%202012/victoria_secrets_stage_009_wenn4165573.html
Oh, I get it. It’s “bring your child to work day” at The Bellagio.
I grant a personal notta to the dude for being a 60 year old “buff”oon to Slytherin.
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And some good old Barry White/Paget Brewster sing-a-long and let us all say a short prayer to soothe The Dude and Douchey’s anger.
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More Jive Honkey/African American harmony. And it starts seriously again next September when Biden begins his run.
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Peace be with you my brothers and honkeys. Son.
Damn, that Robert “Baretta” Blake can still pull some tail after all these years and murdered wife.
This song is from my neighbour Dolores O’Riordan, a drunken washed-up super-wealthy Irish hermit, who wants to cheer up the conservatives. She is also the real Mrs. Kroeger and hates the fuck out od Nickleback.
I forgot the song. Sorry Douchey and Delores.
Fuck. I forgot it again. Rock Star life brothers.
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I’ve got to get off the booze.
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The good news is that steroids and HGH dramatically shorten life expectancy. The bad news is that he is still probably 10 years away from a fatal heart attack.
Mom’s holding the camera. Just like she does every Friday and Saturday night when Gary disciplines Bethany for getting that one citizenship frowny face mark back in the 3rd grade for playing “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours” with Paulie and the 3rd Avenue boyz under the monkey bars during recess.
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Mom hates herself.
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But she hates Bethany more.
Jeff Goldblum’s twin douche brother is on the hott hunt.
And Demi Moore had the hottest hairy vag of the the ’80s. That muff was so thick you couldn’t see labia even armed with a fire hose and a jet engine.
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Jus’ sayin’
I like me some thick, lusterous bush. Cunnilingus needs to be a fucking challenge, damnit! Not easy like diving face first into a cheese pizza. My tongue needs to battle for the prize.
Is that Gary Moldman or Jeff Moldblum?
The ever present paper snap on bracelet combined with an ankle monitoring device customized to wear as an oversized wrist watch is a great accessory combo.
That beaver on Demi is legendary. She has to have a personal assistant to wipe her ass. Two rolls a wipe! Two, I says.
Muscle nut takes it up the ass. Melanie looks too wholesome to jack off to.
i don’t know if a big jammer will take this douche out. Cath labs can do some CRAZY shit these days…