Monday, December 10, 2012

The Ricky: SweaterMan Twists

The hallowed Ricky Award, named after this legendary dancing everyman, is given out every year to the Joe Schmoe caught in mid-bustin’ dance move.

This year it goes to the ambiguously gaynonymous Sweater Man.

Maybe not ambiguously.

But for worst dance move of the year in service of everyman douchery, the annoying SweaterMan takes the prize.

# posted by douchebag1
4:43 pm December, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

What a day from the raging disgust I felt when I viewed KV this morning to the chuckle I just had after viewing sweater man. He may be a goof and that sweater is awful but he is good for a laugh.

4:51 pm December, 10 Army (ret) Douche said...

oh sweater man… should have stuck to DDR… but after all the vomiting induced by the last post he does indeed bring a smile and good chuckle

5:07 pm December, 10 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Sweaterman is so gay Elton John told him to take it down a notch.

5:12 pm December, 10 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Sweaterman is so gay that Project Runway turned him down; not because of his designs, which were great, but because they didn’t feel middle America was ready for his level of fabulousness.

6:18 pm December, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

To wash the ghey away click on the original “Sweater Man” link and then go to Lookinforcosmopear and thank me later.

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Donald Trump is an idiot,

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/donald-trump-wishes-bob-belichick-best-luck-twitter-010452035–nfl.html

7:51 pm December, 10 The Dude said...

Sweaterman is so gay I’m rethinking my decision to skip the NFL draft. Thirty years ago.

10:17 pm December, 10 Vin J Douchal said...

This chick has a Connie Britton kinda Rrrr!!! thing going for her. And by Rrrr!!! I mean Rrrr!!!

4:34 am December, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A special guest for sweaterman. The 1950’s PSA

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6:19 am December, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cliff Huxtable called; he wants his sweater back.

7:02 am December, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

The sweater once said:

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“I would hang next to the ugliest nylon grandma-knit christmas sweaters, in a salvation army store in a suburb of Flint, Michigan to be purchased, and worn everywhere by a screech impersonator, just for the chance to be close enough to hear the tinkling, sparkly laugh of Ginger Gail

as she watches screech impersonator dance – making a fool of me – at the upcoming New years Eve party.

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Wish granted sweater, wish granted.

3:38 pm December, 11 Gunna said...

This is by far my favorite of the categories. Rick on Ricky

5:16 am December, 12 douche equis said...

Excellent choice.

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