Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

4:57 pm January, 10 Duck Duck Douche said...

8 posts in a row with no hot chick. WTF?

5:00 pm January, 10 Bag em, Tag em said...

This photo reminds me of an 80’s version of Miami Vice’s Crockett and Tubbs. Except its more like Crotch-Itch and Tugs.

5:03 pm January, 10 Bag em, Tag em said...

@ Duck Duck

Actually, this bleeth is the same aerodynamically enhanced bimb that King Douchious has paraded around in past pics. Im a big fan of vapid, fun-bagged blondes. I would gladly risk catching the fleas of 1000 camels for the chance to Wang her Chung.

6:27 pm January, 10 Vin J Douchal said...

He reminds me of a snail . Except his antennae are sensitive to Fritos, free drinks, dirty sweat sox and silicone

7:10 pm January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d shoot her with my restricted weapon.

7:12 pm January, 10 Troy Tempest said...

I can’t imagine what a serious conversation between these two people would sound like.

7:58 pm January, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I spend 11 hours a day slaving away in a USDA poultry processing facility, dealing with every kind of of filth and gore imaginable that upon witnessing would convert most any sane person to a full on vegan, and come to relax with a cold beer, flip open my laptop, click the “HCwDB” icon in my bookmarks toolbar, see the above image.

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And I immediately do this.

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Medical FACT.

8:04 pm January, 10 Billy The Scrote said...

“EHHHH BABY! THE KING IS BACK!”

9:07 pm January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

First, I would like to say that I am afraid to click on Jacques’s links.

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Second, I would like to say that Mrs Wallnuts made lentil soup and chili the other night, and this picture looks like what I left in the toilets yesterday morning. Toilets, I says.

4:24 am January, 11 Guid is Good said...

The King be laughing at Benzino not winning a Douchie.

7:17 am January, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

I kinda respect the King, he’s a douchebag,knows it and gets paid for it. Self respect is overrated sometimes.

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@Rev

What games we wagering on this weekend?

8:56 am January, 11 jonezy said...

JD- I’ve heard some good stories from a kid that used to work in the SPAM factory. He still eats pork though, so the question is, do you still grub McNuggets?

9:41 am January, 11 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

Please tell me that the KIng has an animated logo of himself emblazoned on his pink-n-aqua argyle.

Also, note the seaweed lining of his smokin’ smoking jacket.

12:52 pm January, 11 DarkSock said...

I have obtained a rare family photo of King D as a kid on one of the trips they’d take to the Nude Beach in Redondo. I’m sure this was what destroyed his mind:

3:12 pm January, 11 Douchble Helix said...

“Guid is Good said…

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“The King be laughing at Benzino not winning a Douchie.”

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FTW!!!!

3:12 pm January, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Say, C. K. Doucheter-Haven, you mean to tell me that thing *moves*?

9:49 pm January, 11 Douchble Helix said...

And may I just add, “LONG LIVE THE KING!!”