Thursday, October 17, 2013

Hawktoberfest

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The ‘Hawk soars.

The ‘Hawk sores?

Like an eagle.

# posted by douchebag1
8:18 am October, 17 FredN. said...

Get Wheezer in here – I know we’ve seen this chick before.

8:24 am October, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Persian Hott’s come hither look and powerful thighs gives me the renoBs, and off-set the douche’s hawk.

9:15 am October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Nice thigh.

9:32 am October, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This is another one to file under “questioning the existence of God” WTF.

10:11 am October, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How does Mantei Teo get his helmet on over that ‘do?

10:21 am October, 17 Douche Wayne said...

It’s actually a sail for rollerblading.

10:24 am October, 17 Douche Wayne said...

I know DB1 has dubbed him the ‘Hawk, but this is all I can think about:

10:29 am October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Analjeep has some mighty meaty thighs and since I equate good looking asians with spicy Mulattoos I must call Renob on this one. (respect).

10:36 am October, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

I propose Hawktoberfest be an event, because multiple douches can qualify.

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I dub this guy, “The Dimetrodon“.

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He’s got all the key characteristics:

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Possesses a large, sail-like crest – check.

Reptillian – check.

Should probably be extinct – check.

10:44 am October, 17 FredN. said...

Rev. Chad, I can has easyontariomortgage.com for $5 from domainnamesales.com?

11:13 am October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fred N.

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You can have it. Perhaps I should link it to my little blog or my cool new consultant gig. That old website was a good earner before I left the metropolis to move to the deep country. And shit.

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Reverend Chad is stoned on a rare day off to see my tax shelter guy.

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Peace be upon you my brothers. If any one needs some weed you can have some.

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Move to the country near a water source sons, the end is nigh unless we appease Mother Earth. Sons,

11:17 am October, 17 FredN. said...

Deep country, better bud

11:33 am October, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Someone hand me the hedge trimmer. I’m going in.

11:56 am October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If I hit this asswipe with my car just hard enough I can get it to look like this.

1:29 am October, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Holy Pocohantas Batman! She’s hott

9:35 am October, 18 DarkSock said...

In the words of John Lee Hooker – “big legs, tight skutt”

12:00 am October, 22 Whoop-de-douche said...

No doubt some witch will be kidnapping him for a broom ride, he’s playin’ double-danger this time o’ year, leavin’ a hot exposed like that.

No doubt some BBQ chicken joint is already checkin’ out her thighs.

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