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    Friday, February 12, 2010

    Where's Lil' Timmy?


    Somewhere in this pic of “lez-curious” barely legals starting to get their buzz on at Grammy’s house in Ozone Park, I’ve carefully hidden Lil’ Timmy.

    Look closely.

    Can you find him thanking God?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Friday, February 12, 2010

    Where’s Lil’ Timmy?


    Somewhere in this pic of “lez-curious” barely legals starting to get their buzz on at Grammy’s house in Ozone Park, I’ve carefully hidden Lil’ Timmy.

    Look closely.

    Can you find him thanking God?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 11, 2010

    Chud 3: Eurochud


    Tagline: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Shaves an Eyebrow.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 11, 2010

    Tighty Armani Be Pimpin'

    You know wha’ they say. See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ’em yack ’em.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 11, 2010

    Tighty Armani Be Pimpin’

    You know wha’ they say. See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ’em yack ’em.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 11, 2010

    Oceans 14


    About time they let character actor Eddie Jemison get his own storyline.

    Too bad involves douchin’ it up with Pammy from Arizona State and her protective older sister, Marge.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 11, 2010

    Arm Phallii

    As the great philosopher John Wayne Bobbitt once wrote, in his book Circumspection, Circumcision and the Power of the Phallus:

    “The use of gender role performative articulation of normative hierarchies through display of the substitute phallus is often marked through mimicry, in which the performance of gender becomes an attempt to reclaim power over the gaze through the non-verbal signifiers of competitive thrusting.”

    True dat, John Wayne Bobbitt.

    True dat.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 11, 2010

    Ask DB1: The Croissant

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    Dearest db1,

    Here’s a picture of my cousin (on the right) who lives in france. Seems like he is pulling some adorable little stinky franch hotts, but at what cost? What should i do with this kid if/when he decides to visit????

    – M Dog
    —-

    Take him… to Detroit.

    Yeah I’ve used that link before. And I’ll use it again. Because KFM owns all pretenders to the satire throne.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, February 10, 2010

    Chia Guido


    Just add Zima and watch it grow!

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, February 10, 2010

    Scrotedance


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    DB1,

    So I moved from the East Coast to Park City, UT which hosts the Sundance film festival. For a week and a half this place gets overrun by all the Hollyweird and SoCal people that I dislike, but it does make for good people and boobie watching.

    Here’s a douche pic from the event. Hopefully I will have more for you soon.

    — Steven Soderbag
    —-

    I haven’t been this disturbed since Rob Weiss’s Amongst Friends was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize back in ’93.

    # posted by douchebag1
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