Boobies
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013
- @ 6:00 AM
- Categories: Boobies
- 20 comments
- @ 2:10 PM
- Categories: Boobies, Herpster
- 36 comments
- @ 11:10 AM
- Categories: Boobies, Brobotics
- 16 comments
- @ 2:10 PM
- Categories: Boobies
- 14 comments
- @ 11:07 AM
- Categories: Boobies
- 18 comments
- @ 11:00 AM
- Categories: Boobies
- 18 comments
- @ 10:23 PM
- Categories: Boobies, Pfah???
- 31 comments
- @ 6:55 AM
- Categories: Boobies
- 50 comments
- @ 4:11 PM
- Categories: Boobies, Douchie Awards
- 25 comments
- @ 12:23 PM
- Categories: Boobies, Douchie Awards
- 27 comments
NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY BRANGELINA’S ADOPTIONS…
…Trish and Cody decided to adopt their own adorable little Malaysian addition to the family. His name is Arnie and he’s a cabbie from The Bronx who likes baseball, Bioshock Infinite and boobies.
Arnie is happy now.
Loading ...Herpster Frankie Designs Apps That Are Totally Gonna Make Him Millions
Most of Herspter Frankie’s apps won’t fly in a competitive marketplace.
But “Booblocater” has an outside chance of being acquired by Facebook.
Loading ...Pinky Tuscadero Jumps the Shart
I’ll take “Alcoholic Dysfunctional Hot Chicks Named Ashley and Kelly Who Hang Out With a Toolshed Named Manny” for $800, Alex.
And yes, those curves make me want to sing harmonic resonance from the top of a subaltern hillside wearing only a burka and several prominent crystal scrotal beads that were bedazzled to said scrotum by an Indian merchant named Kapur.
Loading ...“Rodriguez Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Boobs”
These porn parodies aren’t even trying anymore.
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See title.
More to the point, don’t see title.
Don’t see nuthin’.
Not even the borderline nottabag
Simply see globby globs with dancing cherubic lute babies circling them like tweety birds of harmonic glee.
Loading ...There is a Six Pound Wristwatch of Douche In This Picture
You are forgiven if you cannot locate it.
EDIT: And on a totally unrelated Oscars note, Ang Lee eats at In-n-Out Burger with his Academy Award. Those are good burgers, Dude.
Loading ...Triplets
Three of these things are similar. Can you match them?
Put forth your hypotheses in the comments section. 2 points to Gryffindor to the best answer.
Loading ...HCwDB in 2013
Boobs n’ Douche.
That’s what this site is made of.
That’s what it’ll always be made of.
But there are some changes in store for this humble site in 2013. I’m all outta multiple daily douche mocking, so that’s gonna slow down. And besides, the regulars in the comments threads are far funnier than anything my Night Train and HoHo infested mind can come up with these days.
So for HCwDB-2013, some of the regs’ll be contributing to the daily mock. Writing weekly columns of their own on all things douche-mock and anything else they feel like writing on. Still figuring out the schedule, but I’m hoping to promote five or six regulars to their own ranting columns in the next week or so.
That way each day’ll stay fresh with something fun going on on the site.
I’ll still chime in with daily-or-so douche mock when appropriate quality pics come my way. Hopefully do some links on Fridays. The ‘Sock’ll still do his Friday Haiku and maybe another column.
It’s time to open up the site a bit to talk about larger cultural issues and concerns that need addressing.
And by addressing, I mean pooping on.
And Pear.
Always Pear.
Especially Uberhott Texting Pear.
Loading ...Best Golden Globes: Globes For All!!
Anonymous Hottie from Tool who Points! (And Tool Who Grabs)
Freddie Gets Ready! Rock Steady.
Yo Quero Taco Boob!
Asswipe With a Coors Light’s Kelly!
BroKevin’s Groobs!
Alyssa’s Cleavite!
It was a very good year. Something for everyone.
Loading ...Best Golden Globes: Sheertina
Yet another 2012 Douchie Award for Best Golden Globes must go to joyous party purity suckle boobie hottness, Sheertina.
For she is the perfection that smells like pinecones and innocence.
And she is award winning:
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