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KV, Hott #76 and Your Humble Narrator Are A’Waitin’…
We got alls day, ‘bag hunters and huntresses.
Alls day.
You want to stop the KV pics?
Send in some quality HCwDB tags.
C’mon. Random narcissistic club websites ain’t gonna mock themselves.
If you want the Pear, you gots to pony up the HCwDB pics. That’s how we mock.
I can’t do everything around this place. I got alpacas to “feed.” And by feed, I mean fondle. Because you needed me to spell that out, even though the quotes gave away the joke already.
Loading ...Your Monday Morning Spewdaddy
Hello Spewdaddy!!
Hello!!
How you wake us up on a Monday morning like a jolt of coffee heroin straight to the synthroided nadsack.
Lo, if your humb narrs’s lazy ass lazy ass gets off his lazy ass, it’s high time to place the K.V. in the Hall of Scrote.
But man I hate that HTML’n.
So I think I’ll just eat a bowl of Fruit Loops and stare at the wall.
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Here’s Kisseus Vomitorious living beyond his means and lifting up his favorite Hottie Bar Wench.
It’s just like a love story. Only instead of heartfelt expressions of one’s innermost thoughts and dreams, there’s lots of KFC and body lotion.
Loading ...When the Pics are Low, the KV will Do Nicely
Because if we’re not here to mock this pile of greasepiddle mocking on party hotts like Katina here, then wheretofore art life?
Meanwhile in Scrotetrash updates, The Wiggaz Grow Old.
Loading ...Kisseus Vomitorious Builds His Career
Can you guess in what career the Notorious K.V. is now working?
A. Accounting and Tax Preparation for H&R Block
B. Detailed Field Measurements Involving Quantum Mechanics and the Study of Quark Particles at the Heisenberg Center
C. Developing Third World Investment Strategies at McNulty and Fielding, An Economic Think Tank in Northern California
D. “Philosophy”
Answer now!
Loading ...What’s More Horrifying Than Kisseus Vomitorius Mugging a Hottie Bar Wench?
Perhaps an arthritic porcupine.
Or maybe this guy (warning: pic NSFB)
Loading ...Benzino Feels the Douchewaves Emitting from K.V. – Pledges to Act Even Douchier
This competition’s gonna take gettin’ swole, shredded, jacked, fondled, fingered, bones, clams, and whatever else we say in the parlance of our times..
Loading ...Kisseus Vomitorious Wants to Pump You in the Hanficapped Stall
The Vomitorious himself writes in to deny accusations of high percentage bodyfat:
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KV Here,
Took about 3 weeks I was on a straight no gym clubbing only plan. Bench pressing bitches. Curling girls and squating skanks. Running my mouth and sex for cardio. Haters gonna hate. Calvin bangin gonna bang. You mad bras? It’s f@#king shredding season get off the computer and meet me in the club where we will do pushups to pump up together in the hanficapped stall and hit the dance floor!
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I used to occasionally squat skanks after eating Indian food. I find that an extra glass of water before you go to bed can help.
Loading ...Kisseus Vomitorious is Ripped and Scoring the Hotties?
Loading ...Robobag Hates Gynochin
Robobag has had enough of this horse-chinned jowl.
He will not be buying that for a dollar.
Your move, creep.
EDIT: for balance: Robohott.
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