Hall of Scrote

    Sunday, February 23, 2014

    Donkey Douche Smells the Glove

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    Donkey Douche senses change is in the air. Time to flex!

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    Monday, January 13, 2014

    Four Prong Refuses to Go Gently into That Good Nightclub

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    Most of the ‘bags of yesteryore gave up.

    Packed it in.

    Took off the Ed Hardy.

    Washed out the crust.

    Resigned themselves to their idiotic tatts.

    Got menial jobs.

    But not the uberwads. Not Four Prong. Four Prong will not go gently into that not hitting on hot chicks good night. Like Dylan Thomas by way of Skrillex, the spikes carry on my wayward son into the great wide open.

    And choadwankery burns bright in the chosen few. The proud. The Vegas Crustwank.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, January 6, 2014

    Mack the Nozzle Refuses to Accept it’s 2014

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    Somewhere in this hottie/douchey/tranny car crash of Paulwalkerian proportions (too soon?), HCwDB (non)legend Mack the Nozzle refuses to let go of 2008.

    Refuses, he tells ya.

    Eye tatts and stupidface will not go gently into that good after party.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, December 23, 2013

    The Chandlerbag Bloats Out For Christmas

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    Sophie’s chestnuts are roasting over an open fire.

    While Kelly’s instagram fuels the fantasies of many a little drummer boy.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, December 12, 2013

    Donkey Douche Finds Love

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    And when Mr. Douche slowly leaned over to whisper sweet nothings to Jerzey Sophie after enjoying their tasty prime rib… it went… a little something… like this.

    Whoops. Strike that.

    My mistake.

    Lets try again.

    It went… a little something… like this.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Saturday, December 7, 2013

    Your Saturday Donkey Douche

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    True ‘bag legends never go away.

    They simply turn more crimson.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, October 24, 2013

    Gynochin Returns!

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    HCwDB legend and 2011 Douchebag of the Year Gynochin.

    Still out there.

    Still with douche-chin.

    Still dressing up to impress Kathy Hott with his fertile gum lines.

    Mayhap the Gynochin makes our hallowed Hall of Scrote?

    The hot chick of Rhea speaks for her cuddle bottom. And the run of doucheyness near incredibly sexy hot chicks speaks for itself.

    And then there’s this.

    What say you?

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, October 23, 2013

    Benzino Takes a Break From Being a Heaping Asspimple

    Benzino Sips some Orange Juice

    Sure it looks effortless.

    But being a Heaping Asspimple in presence of sexy superhotties takes hard work, dedication to craft, and a commitment to superlative scrotewankery.

    Every so often, a ‘bag legend deserves a break.

    A chance to unwind, acting only as an average choadmunch would.

    To paraphrase some forgotten Lilith Fair singer-songwriter of the musically deadened 1990s, What if Douchebag Was One of Us? If you will.

    And so Benzino carries on, ever onward, until, like Coleridge once waxed poetic, the dead seagull falls.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, October 9, 2013

    The King Lives!

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    The pic I posted this morning, Chudwick the Boiled in presence of Lacey, has left me bereft of all humanity and motivation in this short existential crisis we call life.

    So in a way, I find solace in the fact that uberdouchey legend King Douchuous the IV continues to reject a proper life in service of chasing a Dionysian fantasy.

    It’s good to know that while so much changes, some things are eternal. The King’s douchey hair in presence of Vegas Party Chicks?

    Eternal.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, October 1, 2013

    Benzino Carries On

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    Governments open and governments close.

    Douchebags come and douchebags go.

    Hot chicks woo party and hot chicks marry/divorce into suburban malaise.

    But the true legends carry on and on until their grease tatts and scrotal sack can partake no more of the sweet nectar of pretend immortality via hot chick impressing credit-card living.

    Benzino is just such a douchal aspirant.

    And by aspirant, I mean clogged mucus membranes.

    Bottle Blonde Blue is glorious in her enhanced unreality. Her particibles make my weepie weep for nethers of unfondle.

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