Bucky Upgrades
Bucky saw last night’s Pink Mesh Hat Tilt and felt threatened.
Even though he’s the 2009 Douchie winner for Douchiest Hat Tilt, Bucky, and his nearly award winning Hottest Hott, Kathy, don’t rest on their laurels.
And by laurels, I mean trade school.
Identical pose, but that’s some stylin’ quality Yankee hat, ripping its four dimensional axes tilt in the space-time continuum. This proves Bucky’s win (and our culture’s loss) was well deserved at the 2009 Douchies.
Kathy looks different. Strange. Still hot, but not quite Kathy. But I’d still awkwardly grope her kneecaps like a cauterized New York sewer rat searching for tasty fried plantains.
No More Faux Walken
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Hello DB1,
as funny as I myself find the website to be, I must respectfully ask that you take a picture of me and my girlfriend down from the website.
The picture titled “The Faux Walken” is actually a picture from a party we had for the season finale of the MTV show “Jersey Shore”. Everyone was to dress up like the persons from the show, and in turn that picture was taken at the party.
My friend as a prank sent that picture into you not thinking it would actually post up. Me and my girlfriend are actually quite conservative in everyday dress and would like the picture taken down for various reasons however. I hope this is not a problem since you list an e-mail to you as a way to have a picture removed in your FAQ section. I wish you further luck with the website though, I do enjoy it.
Thanks for being understanding.
— Faux Walken
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Dammit. I hate nice, polite, well spelled un-Stackhousian takedown requests.
The “I was dressing up for a Jersey Shore” party may be the 2010 version of “it was a douchebag themed party!” Irono-baggery is still authento-douchery, people. Except on Halloween, and only for readers of the site.
The Faux Walken
PIC DELETED
We’ve seen many styles of hair on a kissy-lippin’ douche in presence of tasty Midwestern Future Midlevel Employee Real Girl Cutie.
Rarely do we see a Faux Walken.
The Pink Mesh Cap Lives
When the only item of clothing on your upper body is a levitating pink mesh cap at 52 degree tilt, you’re a huge sack of existential douchebaggery.
Nietzsche just called to say there is no ubermensch. Only primitive inchoate darkness.
Michelle and Heather, please continue to fondle each other.
For the only answer in the darkness is boobie fondle.
Ask DB1: The 'Bagface
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Hi DB1,
Here’s a question that’s been bugging me for quite some time.
Can someone be considered a douchebag merely based on the expression on their face?
– Maury Bag
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Yes. Yes they can.
Ask DB1: The ‘Bagface
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Hi DB1,
Here’s a question that’s been bugging me for quite some time.
Can someone be considered a douchebag merely based on the expression on their face?
– Maury Bag
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Yes. Yes they can.
Vin Douchal's "Ass Pear La Plante"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled douche mocking and hott lusting to bring you the great Vin Douchal singing an ode to HCwDB’s award winning Ass Pear:
Available on iTunes soon…
Vin Douchal’s “Ass Pear La Plante”
We interrupt your regularly scheduled douche mocking and hott lusting to bring you the great Vin Douchal singing an ode to HCwDB’s award winning Ass Pear:
Available on iTunes soon…
Where's Annoyed Famke Jansen Hot Chick?
Somewhere in this pic of steaming furry dog poo on a snowy winter day, I’ve carefully hidden an annoyed Famke Jansey Hot Chick.
Look closely.
Can you find her?
Where’s Annoyed Famke Jansen Hot Chick?
Somewhere in this pic of steaming furry dog poo on a snowy winter day, I’ve carefully hidden an annoyed Famke Jansey Hot Chick.
Look closely.
Can you find her?
