Bucky Gettin' His Party On
HCwDB of the Week winner, Bucky, has ditched the hat-tilt and brought in the bros, the Goose and the Ubiquitous Red Cup to party this July 4th.
Kathy Hott brought her trampier sister, Layla.
Later, Bucky’s gonna show off his belly tatt, which reads either “Sexy God Does Blow” or “Must Love Dogs.”
It is on.
What are your plans for the 4th?
Bucky Gettin’ His Party On
HCwDB of the Week winner, Bucky, has ditched the hat-tilt and brought in the bros, the Goose and the Ubiquitous Red Cup to party this July 4th.
Kathy Hott brought her trampier sister, Layla.
Later, Bucky’s gonna show off his belly tatt, which reads either “Sexy God Does Blow” or “Must Love Dogs.”
It is on.
What are your plans for the 4th?
Friday Haiku
Morris and his Bleeth,
Too far gone to be rescued
Five fingers, all poo.
HCwDB in the News
Your humble narrator is slowing things down for the next few days. Because it’s vaca time for the DB1.
The third week of my show, Is She Really Going Out With Him?, is wrapping up on MTV, with 12 original eps having aired so far. The response has been great, all the craziness and creative battles were worth it. Not everything from HCwDB could carry over, but I have a show I’m really proud of. A show that’s silly and playful, and mocking the douches as they deserve to be mocked.
In other HCwDB news, my book has officially been optioned, and I’m hard at work this summer writing the script. While the show plays with real world couples, the movie version of HCwDB will be the journey of the book. My journey. And will have lots of boobies and Ass Pear.
But this weekend?
This weekend is for sitting back and doing jack-all squat. Scratching myself in inappropriate places. Rubbing my hairy-ass belly. Drinking cheap wines and consuming way too many calories of chemical Hostess goodness.
In other words, it’s just like every other week.
Dehumanism
The great humanist philosophers, going back to the ancient Greeks, believed that the process of search, the journey to know one’s truest self, was the ultimate act.
To find one’s place in the world through the pursuit of knowledge, education and an ethical code grounded in awareness and respect for humanity, and nature.
This guy makes me want to punch a poodle in the nads.
Vegas Douchery
Sign #23 you’re a Vegas ‘Bag:
When regaring Ass Pear up close, you still remember to tilt your hat.
Skull and Douchebones
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For centuries, young men would court and woo classical porcelain beauties with their poetry, their lyricism, their feats of chivalry and dexterity.
Now?
F@#k all that.
Just get a bad-ass skull-tatt on your neck.
The Tiki Douche II
Even the Bud Light Totem Pole has to turn away in digust as Tiki Douche macks on another Boardwalk Hott.
Is T.D. making a strong case to appear in the HCwDB of the Week on Monday?
'Bag / Nottabag
Now before you jump all over me and say of course he’s a huge douche!, consider the mitigating factors:
He’s in a private house. There’s clearly a pool outside.
There’s no hand gestures. No garish tatts. The sunglasses and hair-spike are only minimal.
Oh who are we kidding. He’s a dripping douche-stain for shaved abs and scrote aura alone.
And we should also agree that while Sonya needs to eat a cheeseburger, she is delightful and well worth celebrating. Even as she fondles her own butt. Or perhaps, because she fondles her own butt.
‘Bag / Nottabag
Now before you jump all over me and say of course he’s a huge douche!, consider the mitigating factors:
He’s in a private house. There’s clearly a pool outside.
There’s no hand gestures. No garish tatts. The sunglasses and hair-spike are only minimal.
Oh who are we kidding. He’s a dripping douche-stain for shaved abs and scrote aura alone.
And we should also agree that while Sonya needs to eat a cheeseburger, she is delightful and well worth celebrating. Even as she fondles her own butt. Or perhaps, because she fondles her own butt.
