2005ku
Back in time haiku
Only for the chosen few
To mock dribble chin
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Small hand cleans the ears
For those with gyroscopic wax
And and gritty wax.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Her prom date backed out
Mitch, ex-con school janitor,
fills in for picture
— Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Tiny mushroom cloud
Another atrocity
On chin of asshole
— Jacques Doucheteau
The long long ago
Before they knew the true true
They had not the Smart.
— Crucial Atlas
The death of this site
Is like that bitch Glenn Close in
Fatal Attraction
— hermit said…
It puts the future
In the basket or it gets
The singularity
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Maybe if I grow
Chin Fung no one will look at
My massive eyebrows
— DoucheyWallnuts
Dyspeptic douchebag
Trying to enjoy this night
Whilst squealching huge farts
— Vin Douchal
