Friday, January 7, 2005
Friday Haiku – early edition
As Bobby Largeman
Looked on in disdain, he thought
“Those damned Harkonnens…”
March Madness is here!
World’s shortest power forward,
drives hard to the rim.
— hermit
Baby Beluga
In the deep blue pants, tries to
flip-her, towards Willy.
— Charles Douchewin
He doesn’t wear socks
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
lube and beer in hand
awaiting the gyroscope
shit is getting real
— Dickie Fingers
How low can they go?
Morals, self respect & shame
Puddle ‘ponst the floor.
— Crucial Aloysius Head
Nobody wants to
see “Midget Mike” get naked.
Cheer for death instead.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Having a damaged
Chromosome won’t keep us from
Making fun of you
— DoucheyWallnuts
Dry humpin’ midget
Grunts with determination
Then shoots wad in pants
March Madness is here!
World’s shortest power forward,
drives hard to the rim.
Can onest be-eth both dwarf and Largeman simultaneously?
Baby Beluga
In the deep blue pants, tries to
flip-her, towards Willy.
Tardo prepares to
Catch her effluence in folds
Before Carousel.
Ground Zero of the
“Don’t Bring Retard Brother to
Stag Party” movement.
That’s known down south as a birthday party Son.
He doesn’t wear socks
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
lube and beer in hand
awaiting the gyroscope
shit is getting real
A Tart From Behind
Was not she planned for her
Night of wild sex
^fucked that up
A Tart From Behind
Was not what she planned for her
Night of wild sex
Benno the Fat Gimp
Looks to strike pay dirt with chick
Too drunk to say “No”
The Rev’s dead cousin
Like to fuck fat retards, too
Not just relatives
How low can they go?
Morals, self respect & shame
Puddle ‘ponst the floor.
Oompa Loompa prays
snozzberries shake free soon
or he goes hungry.
Nobody wants to
see “Midget Mike” get naked.
Cheer for death instead.
Jill’s ACL soon
to blow after false start at
dwarf micturation.
Having a damaged
Chromosome won’t keep us from
Making fun of you
Missing Plane doesn’t
Distract public from Ukraine
Midget false flag wins.
From the looks of it
There’s March Madness in his pants
Soon to be in hers
Retards need sex, too
Was the theme of this party
She gave Mercy Bang
He is Gaseous
In his Assious; like Clay
That is Cassious.