Friday, January 7, 2005

Friday Haiku – early edition

damn harkonnens

As Bobby Largeman

Looked on in disdain, he thought

“Those damned Harkonnens…”

March Madness is here!

World’s shortest power forward,

drives hard to the rim.

— hermit

Baby Beluga

In the deep blue pants, tries to

flip-her, towards Willy.

— Charles Douchewin

He doesn’t wear socks

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

lube and beer in hand

awaiting the gyroscope

shit is getting real

— Dickie Fingers

How low can they go?

Morals, self respect & shame

Puddle ‘ponst the floor.

— Crucial Aloysius Head

Nobody wants to

see “Midget Mike” get naked.

Cheer for death instead.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Having a damaged

Chromosome won’t keep us from

Making fun of you

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
2:51 am March, 20 hermit said...

Dry humpin’ midget

Grunts with determination

Then shoots wad in pants

3:27 am March, 20 hermit said...

March Madness is here!

World’s shortest power forward,

drives hard to the rim.

5:40 am March, 20 Douchesdownunder said...

Can onest be-eth both dwarf and Largeman simultaneously?

6:22 am March, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

Baby Beluga

In the deep blue pants, tries to

flip-her, towards Willy.

7:09 am March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tardo prepares to

Catch her effluence in folds

Before Carousel.

7:11 am March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ground Zero of the

“Don’t Bring Retard Brother to

Stag Party” movement.

That’s known down south as a birthday party Son.

7:12 am March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He doesn’t wear socks

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:25 am March, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

lube and beer in hand

awaiting the gyroscope

shit is getting real

12:27 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A Tart From Behind

Was not she planned for her

Night of wild sex

12:28 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^fucked that up

12:29 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A Tart From Behind

Was not what she planned for her

Night of wild sex

12:31 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Benno the Fat Gimp

Looks to strike pay dirt with chick

Too drunk to say “No”

12:33 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Rev’s dead cousin

Like to fuck fat retards, too

Not just relatives

12:41 pm March, 20 Crucial Head said...

How low can they go?

Morals, self respect & shame

Puddle ‘ponst the floor.

12:58 pm March, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oompa Loompa prays

snozzberries shake free soon

or he goes hungry.

1:00 pm March, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Nobody wants to

see “Midget Mike” get naked.

Cheer for death instead.

1:02 pm March, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jill’s ACL soon

to blow after false start at

dwarf micturation.

1:25 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Having a damaged

Chromosome won’t keep us from

Making fun of you

5:42 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Missing Plane doesn’t

Distract public from Ukraine

Midget false flag wins.

7:52 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

From the looks of it

There’s March Madness in his pants

Soon to be in hers

7:54 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Retards need sex, too

Was the theme of this party

She gave Mercy Bang

9:40 am March, 21 DarkSock said...

He is Gaseous

In his Assious; like Clay

That is Cassious.

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