Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Archie McScrote
Lets tally up Archie’s crimes:
1. Red elbow bandana
2. Holding Betty and Veronica’s drinks while blocking them from the camera
3. Annoying shirt
4. Tattoos of various song lyrics on his forearms in case he forgets the words while playing in the “Sugar Ray” tribute band, “McGrath Attack,” at the Sherman Oaks Galleria Mall.
5. A dead marmot on his chin
All of this taking place in a medieval torture chamber just makes it worse.
