Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Archie McScrote


Lets tally up Archie’s crimes:

1. Red elbow bandana
2. Holding Betty and Veronica’s drinks while blocking them from the camera
3. Annoying shirt
4. Tattoos of various song lyrics on his forearms in case he forgets the words while playing in the “Sugar Ray” tribute band, “McGrath Attack,” at the Sherman Oaks Galleria Mall.
5. A dead marmot on his chin

All of this taking place in a medieval torture chamber just makes it worse.

# posted by douchebag1

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