Friday Haiku (reset)
Money on shirt, yo!
Too bad none in bank, Suzy.
But boobs are like dough.
Filipino ‘bag?
America good to me.
Proud chest muffins rule!
— Bag A
And yet once again
Tina is overdressed
For Thanksgiving
— jonezy
Juan shows credit score.
Bank won’t recover losses.
Taxpayers foot bill.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Douchebag points to stars
But I keep staring at moons
Meanwhile, heaven weeps
— Franklyn Dealorno Doucheifelt
Straight from Viet Nam
To the streets of Bakersfield
American Dream
— scrotum pole
Christmas party for
Enrique’s Lawn Mowing Co.
Has stripper this year
— Vin Douchal
Lower left toddler.
Inez sets fine example.
Aspiring stripper.
— AV
Her ribcage milkbursts
Compete for attention with
Her deprived toddler
— DarkSock
baby looks for elmo,
douche’s forehead shines like the sun
bolt-on boobs distract me
— Anonymous
