Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday Haiku (reset)


Money on shirt, yo!
Too bad none in bank, Suzy.
But boobs are like dough.

Filipino ‘bag?
America good to me.
Proud chest muffins rule!

— Bag A

And yet once again
Tina is overdressed
For Thanksgiving

— jonezy

Juan shows credit score.
Bank won’t recover losses.
Taxpayers foot bill.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

Douchebag points to stars
But I keep staring at moons
Meanwhile, heaven weeps

— Franklyn Dealorno Doucheifelt

Straight from Viet Nam
To the streets of Bakersfield
American Dream

— scrotum pole

Christmas party for
Enrique’s Lawn Mowing Co.
Has stripper this year

— Vin Douchal

Lower left toddler.
Inez sets fine example.
Aspiring stripper.

— AV

Her ribcage milkbursts
Compete for attention with
Her deprived toddler

— DarkSock

baby looks for elmo,
douche’s forehead shines like the sun
bolt-on boobs distract me

— Anonymous

# posted by douchebag1

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