Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The Purple Nurples
Some days, I just should’ve stayed in bed.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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all three of them took turns blowing the nesquik bunny
It looks like CVS was having a special on lip gloss.
Nail her, nail gun, nail her
Todd, Cindy and Linda learned a hard lesson about performing analingus immediately after asshole bleaching sessions.
you had me at “Scrotometer”.
My Name Is Url
One would think young Chuck Norris would be more happy to spend his time with the frying nuns.
Thanks to Vaginaplasty Flesh Donors like Plinky’s Mom, today’s Youth will never have to suffer from chapped lips again.*
*Note: Side effects may include monthly blood vomitting, involuntary “goatee” growth and tongue/throat yeast infections.
If there’s going to be a scrotometer than I demand a hottiemeter whereby I plunk in my hard earned quarters and dimes and Francine bounds onto the interwebs for 10 minutes of my personal pleasure. And by my personal pleasure I mean Palmolive and a squeegie.
as we embark on HCwDB 2.0, let us take a moment to reflect on the humble beginnings. For instance, here is a quote from DB1’s 4th post ever:
“Heck, I can barely update this blog daily, let alone put together a douchebag award. But if I did, this douchebag would win it. “
Might as well add in a Poopometer also. Or a scratch and sniff feature. That could be a double edged sword though.
“This just in…The “Early Bird Bandits” have struck again; this time at a Michigan Denny’s. The victims, 2 elderly ladies, reported that they were knocked away from their walkers by two “slatternly trollops” who then absconded with their large wrap-around sunglasses.”
There was a time when I found the glow-pink lip gloss or lip stick (whatever) to be appealing looking on the hotts. Now that I’ve seen it on Choady McWankface there, that’s been ruined. And I don’t mean just this picture. I mean, never again will I be able to look at hott with glowy pink lips and find myself liking it. I’ll go back, in my mind, to Choady here, and I’ll need to mock the hott because of it.
Damn you, Choady McWankface, for ruining that for me. Damn you to hell.
BTW, not sure if anyone cares, but I was formerly called Bob on the old site. Pardon the vanity in the assumption that anyone would care, but I thought I’d put that out there.
The title of douchebag can be hung on any “man” who tweezes, waxes or otherwise sculpts their eyebrows. Add to the ledger, lip gloss – which appears to be the same as the bleeths’ – and the well-manicured facial stubble and you have a douche worthy of consideration for DBotW honors.
@Deltus/Bob
Are you a victim of the WordPress switch or did you tire of your old moniker?
Holy schnikes, this sh!t is rank. Who’d have thought that, between these two skanko-bleethed out cootie carriers, that HE would be the bleethiest one in the picture. Has he been blowing Barney?
Jesus effing Christ, dude. Where is your man card? I’m shredding that thing.
Two bleethed blondes and scumbag. These people… words fail me. I need a second cup of coffee.
If only his lips were that colour because he had just gupled the grape Kool-Aid and had only minutes to live.
poochy tara reid should know, rock n roll beats scissors.
darksock #4 ftw.
I think I saw those two in Anal Fisting Olympics – Return of the Rectum.
I think I saw him floating in a public toilet.
Is anyone here still talking about Scrotometers?
Behold a pale set of milk cannons.
Nutsack!
Even after having been dipped in an enormous vat of clorox, these two bleeths still push the skank-o-meter to the red. I wouldn’t touch them with Plinky’s dick.
And you sir are a bucket of shit.
I saw his lips sell on Antiques Roadshow for $50.
So does this mean that scissors beats horns or does horns beat scissors?
FUCKING GROSS FUCKING GROSS FUCKING GROSS ARGH FUCK KILL
Further bulletins will be posted as events warrant.
if that were me in the middle, it wouldn’t be my lips that were covered in pink berry…
Douche’s face has the look of “I just got twice the amount of herpes symplex virus than either of these bitches did.”
@Mr. Scrotato Head: haven’t really tired of the name Bob. It is, after all, my actual name. Deltus is a nick I’ve been sporting for a very LARGE number of years now (I won’t date myself telling you how many), and I figured I’d make the switch with the website changeover.
It’s as though Shane Vendrell got a job in a Cheez Doodles factory.
testing
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