Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Billy Corsican
For Billy Corsican, nothing slays the Hottie Rabbit of Caerbannog in the Grotto where Boys Play quite like the Holy Chest Grenade of Scrotioch.
Or, if mish-mash confused references that oscillate between Python and early 90s Grunge Douche isn’t your thing, this guy is a ‘bag because he’s dressed like a medieval pirate with an orange chest shave.
Playboy Pam is working her way up the Hef Chain like an ambitious pre-coital Barbie Benton.
His eyes dig into your soul. His beard digs into the dumpster.
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It would be stellar to see her without three stone of eye makeup on.
I love bunny, I hate the Count of Monte Crisco.
Razz-Pootin’
Sorry, General Zod; Mr. Reeves passed away some time ago.
“…working her way up the Hef Chain like an ambitious pre-coital Barbie Benton.”
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DB1, you magnificent bastard.
Chet tolerated Cindi’s medical grafting of her grandmother’s severed sagging transplanted tits onto her scalp so long as she kept clean tube socks over them.
Dark Sock I am alive and well thanks.
Christian Bale is showing off his new look for his movie “So I Married a Euro-Bag”.
I got nothing. This guy looks like the chiropractor a few offices down from mine, albeit on a really gay day.
That dude looks like Robinson Crusoe. And he’s cruising for more Fridays. Sorry, Pam.
Notice the douche stamp in the lower-right corner of this pic. Douche tested, scrote approved.
Billy Corsican’s masterpiece is Bullet with Bunny Ears. which is not a song but a gay porn flick.
…5 is right out.
The fleas on his dick sit in a circle and sing about Jesus Jesus lawdy Jesus. She has all the brains of an Irish Setter. If she wasn’t cute she’d be working the night shift at 7/11, which is where she’ll be in 10 years when gravity takes over.
This fucker caused the Grecian financial ruin. All he is after is stinky poon, olives. and a siesta. Looking forward to returning to him as he starves to death with the Portugese, Spanish, and Italians. PIGS>
I will not live to see his death. Tonight is the night that Mrs.Kroeger must pay for her sins. She dated a greek dude once.
GIVE THE GUY GREAT CREDIT, HE DISPLAYS NO TATTS NOR HAIR SPIKES. Those are the tackiest doucheositiies of all. made of extreme intention. So many people have orange tans and shave their various places and wear jewelry, it stands to reason that they are more common trends. But the spiked hair and awful tatts form and then burn needles into the eyes of the viewers. Besides, he isn’t that bad looking and if he’d smile, he’d be quite the knockout. To go with her knockers.
Verily, db1, your poetry astounds me.
I want to adjust her rabbit ears and see if that vacant look in her eye goes away.
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Nope. I’ll just use them to steer her face into my snatch. Vag-Blam!!!
After having filled his suitcase with soiled panties, Buffalo Beast exits the mansion.
“An for my nex trick, I going to make you think I not have evening shift cleaning lobbies at Luxor.”
Pure magician douche with a fake tv accent.
This guy was hired to do close up magic around the party-
“See the foam ball, which hand is it in- now it is in my ass!!!”
@Whoopdidouche: a notta? Don’t think so. The shirt he’s wearing is specifically designed for a Chest Shave Reveal. Plus, the fact that he has a CS, and the cheesey bling? Douche.
Also, Medusa? If you use the bunny ears to guide her face to your nethers, you don’t mind if the rest of us watch, do ya? 🙂
He is immortal. Born in the Highlands of Scotland four hundred years ago, he is not alone. There are others like him – some good, some evil. For centuries, he has battled the forces of darkness, with Holy Ground his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his head, and with it, his power. In the end, there can be only one. He is Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander.
Seriously, I think we have the early favorite for next week’s HCwDBotW