Thursday, May 13, 2010
Reader Mail: The O-Face
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DB1,
I’m friends with the thicker babe on the right, and once I saw this picture, I knew it was worthy of being on your hilarious site! For some reason, I just want to give both girls great, big, 5 minute-long…hugs.
Just hugs. That’s it.
If I ever had a chance to do so, I know I’d hear Joanna Newsome playing in my head while a rosy, hazy filter enveloped my sight. And I pray that these lovely girls didn’t indulge “O-Face” and his persuasive, sans-serifed shirt with ginseng root chain, but I’m (really) afraid they did…
– E.G.
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“Ginseng root chain.” I don’t know what that is, but somehow it says it all.
Good tag, E.G., and may you someday get that “hug.”
The thick chick on the right has her thumb up O-Face Larry’s brown eye. OOOHHHHH POP!!!!!
If that’s the O-face of either of those women (wouldn’t quite call them hotts), then either they’re doing it wrong, or they have a lot more facial control than I or my wife do.
O – my gawd.
ASvB
You sure the thick chick isn’t a dude? I get the feeling she sounds like James Earl Jones when whispering in your ear that she wants to bang you.
Any O-Face involving this pud would only last a second or two, far too short to get a picture of.
I think I know how he gets his O-face.
Okay, Jacques, that was just wrong.
O-face looks like some roided out Pauly Shore: wondering how the hell he got in the picture, but he’s gonna ride it all the way to the bottom.
E.G. you ain’t getting your ‘hugs’ (might want to consider a radiation suit or something if you do) if she doesn’t appreciate the humor of this site like you do.
She needs a fuccen intervention, not hugs.
Is that Snooki? Stay away, E.G. She’s “hugged” half of Da Joisey Shoah.
Chick on the left has that “Holy-shit-Chris-Hanson-is-here-and-he’s-gonna-tell-my-father-what-I’ve-been-doing-at-the-club-tonight” look on her face.
Hott on the left is on meth and has a crab infestation. Dude has gas and a buzz on. Thick chick would be a wondrous plaything.
Jacques has confirmed my insomnia with his foul link.
what’s the difference between an O-face and degenerative nerve diseases that causes facial spasms?
this is why O-faces and ginseng root chains don’t mix.
Ah ha ha ha! That T-Shirt he’s so douchily wearing is actually part of a marketing campaign for Three Olives Vodka. We only want to see the “O Face” from cute chicks, bro. You suck.
I would certainly engage in some “lay-down hugging” with the thick chick on the right–she might not be skinny but she looks soft and voluptuous. But I don’t think she’d see my “O-face”, though, on account of me having turned off all the lights first.
@ Bagnonymous
Would you “O”-face look like this?
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Yo, Jacques, a little disclaimer warning would be greatly appreciated, k? You killed my inner child, is all I’m saying.
I’d like to see Jessica Alba-hott’s O face…the girl on the right is thinking Oreos when she hears the term “O face.” Mmmm, cookies…
I used to say the Government should give me a 6 shot revolver and allow me to ‘cull the herd’ each day, but after seeing this guy I now know that wouldn’t be right.
The G should give me a baseball bat to cull the herd as a revolver would be way too humane for douchebags like this.
Fuck my life.
What’s your O Face?
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O Lord, please stop me from running this guy down with my car.
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O, won’t somebody think of the children?
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O, excuse me, I’m going to vomit now.
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“I’m friends with the thicker babe?” Probably not any more you aren’t.
I agree with those that expressed carnal delight about the thick girl. Thick girls need loving too.
A shotgun slug through his skull plate would leave an “O”-face.