Monday, May 24, 2010
The Shark Voted
The Shark took a moment out of pleasuring Renee with the power of his perfectly coiffed mo’ to give you a perfectly framed punch-worthy douche-face, and to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Have you voted yet?
The always ironic meta-critiquers at Gawker sure did.
At least gawker gave the site props for the photo.
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This time. You know they’ll try to steal credit for one later, though. They all do.
Renee pointed her nose skyward and said, “What the fuck? Do I smell carpenter’s glue in there?”
Renee titled her head back to expose her throat to the executioner’s head-blade. “I hope you used extra hair gel,” she whimpered. “I just want a quick, clean cut.”
“do I have jizzum in my nostril?”
The sparkly, reflective fishing-lure earrings get ’em everytime.
What were saying?
If The Shark just looked at me through my mail slot, I’d know…
She’s like those new cheesecake bites from Del Taco… hot and brown on the outside, and creamy on the inside. At least I imagine…
FWAP
Fuck off Shark. The 80’s were fondly remembered until I saw you. Now the decade is poo..
And Renee should run. Run so far away.
She is nice and hot. The Shark does not deserve this fine latina hottie. This girl is getting a bad case of the Douche Flu from this chodely chode Shark. I fear it may be too late for her unless Tommy the Trout gets in there and gets to work. And work he will.
This pic’s clearly been photoshoped.
Normally the suckerfish attach themselves under the shark’s jaw, not the other way around.
Now this is hot chick with shark.
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My eyes would do that too if she were mounting me from behind.
He looks like he has the appropriate sized spaces in that thing for me to sharpen some of my knives and my machete. I guess the real test would be after using his hair to sharpen them would be too see how far they could be wedged into his skull.
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She looks like she’s doing something to her naughty bits to make that kind of a face. She has to, he’s too busy mugging for the camera.
douche douche baby
I’m killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope daily
Anything less that the douche is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit bull’s eye
The bag dont play
If there was a problem
Yo, I’ll solve it
He’s smirking cuz he made the kill. She’s gone bleeth.
Poor thing. She never knew what hit her. And by that I mean lay off the brow pencil, darlin’. In fact, lay off about half of what you got on your face, there.
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And lay on MY face. BOOOOOOSH!!!!
Renee admired her handiwork. By simply packing her ass crack with KY jelly and then clenching Todd’s scalp in her canyon-like buttocks, VIOLA!…instant mohawk!
Moments later Renee would be screaming in agony, victim of an unintentional episiotomy inflicted during Todd’s attempt at cunnilingus.
The new Model / Douche for Axe products
Handle sold separately…
Douche or no, that is some fucking impressive hair. It looks really familiar though… Oh yeah!
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Gamera is really sweet!
He is filled with turtle meat!
We’ve been eating Ga-Ma-Ruuuuuuuuh!
@ Rev. CK, 12:30 pm, 5/24
But…she couldn’t get away.
Instant Hall of Hott for Renee. She draws a reaction out of me that usually only occurs whenst in the presence of a Thai hooker triad of questionable age/gender.
Imagine, if you will, this head of hair giving ball-suck or pussy-lick from behind and you get the feeling that the receiving asshole would have a ” Fuller Brush Moment.”
I’d hire him to dust, and then boreass the entire neighborhood with a hidden videocam, trying to sell my old Fuller Brush collection.
Surely, DB1, you may have considered this photo for your annual art-photo award. It does have great composition, or as we like to say around here, “poosibilities.”
Now THAT is a face just begging to be smacked.
Now I know what axe handles are for.
Damn Rapetime
you missed mine!
My boyfriend thinks that this is pornstar Eva Angelina, is this true?
Regardless, she has been tainted.