Monday, May 24, 2010

The Shark Voted

The Shark took a moment out of pleasuring Renee with the power of his perfectly coiffed mo’ to give you a perfectly framed punch-worthy douche-face, and to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.

Have you voted yet?

The always ironic meta-critiquers at Gawker sure did.

# posted by douchebag1
11:24 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

At least gawker gave the site props for the photo.

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This time. You know they’ll try to steal credit for one later, though. They all do.

11:44 am May, 24 Mr. White said...

Renee pointed her nose skyward and said, “What the fuck? Do I smell carpenter’s glue in there?”

11:45 am May, 24 Mr. White said...

Renee titled her head back to expose her throat to the executioner’s head-blade. “I hope you used extra hair gel,” she whimpered. “I just want a quick, clean cut.”

11:52 am May, 24 Anon said...

“do I have jizzum in my nostril?”

11:56 am May, 24 Bagnonymous said...

The sparkly, reflective fishing-lure earrings get ’em everytime.

11:56 am May, 24 massengill said...

What were saying?

12:03 pm May, 24 massengill said...

If The Shark just looked at me through my mail slot, I’d know…

12:11 pm May, 24 Legedouche said...

She’s like those new cheesecake bites from Del Taco… hot and brown on the outside, and creamy on the inside. At least I imagine…

FWAP

12:30 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck off Shark. The 80’s were fondly remembered until I saw you. Now the decade is poo..

And Renee should run. Run so far away.

12:35 pm May, 24 mr.reeve said...

She is nice and hot. The Shark does not deserve this fine latina hottie. This girl is getting a bad case of the Douche Flu from this chodely chode Shark. I fear it may be too late for her unless Tommy the Trout gets in there and gets to work. And work he will.

12:47 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

This pic’s clearly been photoshoped.

12:48 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Normally the suckerfish attach themselves under the shark’s jaw, not the other way around.

12:50 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Now this is hot chick with shark.

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My eyes would do that too if she were mounting me from behind.

12:54 pm May, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks like he has the appropriate sized spaces in that thing for me to sharpen some of my knives and my machete. I guess the real test would be after using his hair to sharpen them would be too see how far they could be wedged into his skull.

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She looks like she’s doing something to her naughty bits to make that kind of a face. She has to, he’s too busy mugging for the camera.

1:18 pm May, 24 Turdacious said...

douche douche baby

1:22 pm May, 24 Turdacious said...

I’m killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly, when I play a dope daily

Anything less that the douche is a felony

Love it or leave it

You better gain way

You better hit bull’s eye

The bag dont play

If there was a problem

Yo, I’ll solve it

1:53 pm May, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

He’s smirking cuz he made the kill. She’s gone bleeth.

2:17 pm May, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Poor thing. She never knew what hit her. And by that I mean lay off the brow pencil, darlin’. In fact, lay off about half of what you got on your face, there.

And lay on MY face. BOOOOOOSH!!!!

4:12 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

Renee admired her handiwork. By simply packing her ass crack with KY jelly and then clenching Todd’s scalp in her canyon-like buttocks, VIOLA!…instant mohawk!

4:15 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

Moments later Renee would be screaming in agony, victim of an unintentional episiotomy inflicted during Todd’s attempt at cunnilingus.

4:42 pm May, 24 Turdacious said...

The new Model / Douche for Axe products

Handle sold separately…

5:21 pm May, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

Douche or no, that is some fucking impressive hair. It looks really familiar though… Oh yeah!

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Gamera is really sweet!

He is filled with turtle meat!

We’ve been eating Ga-Ma-Ruuuuuuuuh!

6:23 pm May, 24 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

@ Rev. CK, 12:30 pm, 5/24

But…she couldn’t get away.

7:44 pm May, 24 soy bomb said...

Instant Hall of Hott for Renee. She draws a reaction out of me that usually only occurs whenst in the presence of a Thai hooker triad of questionable age/gender.

11:42 pm May, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

Imagine, if you will, this head of hair giving ball-suck or pussy-lick from behind and you get the feeling that the receiving asshole would have a ” Fuller Brush Moment.”

11:45 pm May, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’d hire him to dust, and then boreass the entire neighborhood with a hidden videocam, trying to sell my old Fuller Brush collection.

11:46 pm May, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

Surely, DB1, you may have considered this photo for your annual art-photo award. It does have great composition, or as we like to say around here, “poosibilities.”

6:46 am May, 25 Deltus said...

Now THAT is a face just begging to be smacked.

7:45 am May, 25 RAPETIME said...

Now I know what axe handles are for.

4:48 pm May, 25 Turdacious said...

Damn Rapetime

you missed mine!

10:00 pm May, 25 Cupcake said...

My boyfriend thinks that this is pornstar Eva Angelina, is this true?

Regardless, she has been tainted.

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