Guy Too Old To Be at the Party Guy Is Also Guy Not Too Old to Threaten Lawsuits Guy
From June 21st, Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy’s Lawyer writes in:
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As you can see, I spoke to an attorney who recently represented your company in a lawsuit in New Jersey.
She recommended I contact you directly regarding a client who is currently pictured on your website: “hotchickswithdouchebags .com” Please contact me at my direct line below so we can discuss how to resolve this issue. At this time, we would simply request the picture be removed.
If you are not willing to remove the picture, I have been instructed to file a TRO, injunction and Complaint for Misappropriation of Name and Likeness.
Thanks,
Michael XXXXX, Esq.
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The lawyer was actually quite reasonable in further emails, and since it’s my general policy (but not legal compunction) to take down pics if asked, I did so. I suspect the lawyer knows he represents a ‘bag.
But work is work, and ‘bag mocking must continue for the good of the republic, so here’s some Pokey Pear.
Usually the bag in this picture is holding a pork sword.
We would have taken him down in court.
Hey, to a lawyer ‘bag money spends as well as serial killer money or child molester money, right?
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TRO? What does that mean? Truckloads of Rogaine Ordered?
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Misappropriation of Name and Likeness??? As if the guy’s real name REALLY WAS Guy Too Old To Be at the Party Guy. Wow, what an ironically good guess, DB1.
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In other news.. it’s too late for all of you. I’ve already tracked down Pokey Pear, pledged my love to her, asked her to marry me, and introduced her to my entire family. The nuptuals will be this evening at 7pm. So, go about your business.. there is nothing else to see here…
T-ranny
R-eversal
O-peration
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You go right ahead, big fella.
While it’s easy to say, as it’s not ym oney or venture, but could you maybe at least fight ONE just to prove a point? Or include lawyer speak between your lawyer and theirs as to why they are a legal joke, and that we know so?
TRO = throbbing rectal object
TRO = Tapered Rectal Oscillator
TRO = Turgid Rump Observation
Thumping ‘Roids Obsessively
TRO – Truncated Rape Oscillot
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I don’t even know what that means, boss, but I wouldn’t want it either.
Turkey Roasting Overlörds
TRO is legalese for:
Torture
Retards
Offensively
Turds Rule Overall
Todd’s Ridiculous Overbite
Terrible
Rabies
Overload
Teenage Rohypnol Orgy
Two Rookie Officers
Taming
Raunchy
Orphans
TRO = trained reconnaissance ostrich
Touring
Rectums
Often
Tampon Recycling Organization
The Rectum Ovulates
Targets
Refuse
Omnipotence
Twitching Reptilian Ovipositor.
Titanic Rack Oglers
Trim Rectal Orifice
*Ovipositor”?
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Now I have to get the dictionary out.
Tongues
Rabbid
Oprah
The Real Oompah
Tongues
Restrained
Oblongata
Taint Ramming Octogenarian
Takes
Roofies
Only
Thumbfucks
Rear
Orifice
Totally
Raped
Oliver
Turned
Red
Overnight…
Tweens
Regurgitating
Olestra
Tit
Rub
Offers
Takedown
Request
Orally
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Wait. No wonder the boss always agrees.
Trained
Reaming
Officials
Tore
Rectum
Once.
Turgid
Root
Offspray
Terrible
Rank
Offgassing
Tuburcular
Rodeo
Ombudsman
Transplants
Rancid
Organs
Tearfully
Rams
Ovaries
Testicle
Rot
Odor
Teeny
Rigid
Offering
Thankfully
Removes
Orbitals
Toddler’s
Real
Orgasm.
Tasmanian
Rohypnol
Officer
Tubular
Rod
Organ
Turtle
Raping
Otters
Tried
Rimming
Once
Traveling
Roadside
Oralizer
Tooth
Rot
Overhaul
Tit
Rapes
Orangutans
Thanksgiving
Reacharound
Odyssee
Testicle
Reaming
Obeliscolychny
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Look it up bitches!
Twat
Reams
Ogres
Towering
Randy
Obelisk
Traumatizes
Reticent
Octogenarians
@Dr. BHD
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I know what “Testicle” means. Sheesh.
Teletubbie
Rabies
Obolary
Typical
Roid
Overdose
Throbbing
Rectal
Oratory
Totally
Ruptured
Ostomy
Taiwanese
Rabbit
Oleometer
Tits
Rapturing
Optics
Total
Retard
Osculation
Tainted
Rabbit
Oncology
Transvestite
Rubber
Offerings
Telepathic
Ringworm
Operative
Tertiary
Response
‘O the Bag
Taliban
Rimshot
Obliterator
Tina’s
Rabid
Obstetrician
Where was this photo taken? The park? Seriously boss, were you actually in Vegas to attend the semi-annual Medieval Times casting party?
Tonsil
Rash
Overdrive
Totally
Rancid
Oakums
(look it up, too, ya lubbers.)
Toothless
Robot
Orbitals
Trying out for busboy at the Excalibur? I hear the cable networks rape you when it comes to what they’ll pay for a show, so we’ll all understand if you’ve got to take on a second, or third job.
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Bus seriously, I hear they pay better at Sam’s Town for guys to walk around in chaps and neckerchiefs.
Tongues
Rectal
Offerings
The
Rash
Overtakes
Twats
Rule
Ovaries
Twink’s
Rasping
Orifices
Twin
Rectal
Outboards
Too
Right!
Oi!!!
Tron
Rules
Omnipotent
Tremendous
Rapscallion
Odor
Tinkles
Raw
Onions.
Quickly, sire, muster atop your steed.
Taint
Relishes
Obelisks
Triumphant
Rectal
Orchestra
Terrible
Retardation
Omen
Traffic cone
Removal
Options
Tyrannasaurus
Rectasaurus:
Omnivorous?
Totally
Repulsive
Ovulation
Trouble
Remembering
Orientation
Transendental
Roach
Offering
Thundering
Rectums
Overflow
Taint-Ripping Overbites
Tyranny
Reigns
O’er
Tremendous
Retching
Output
Tantric-Ready
Orthodontics
@ Mr. White 3:13 (first entry)
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Should we change the name of our band from “Bunsen’s White Work Experience” to your entry? I kinda dig on it.
Tasers
Repugnant
Owls
Third-Reich
Relishes
Ovens
Turd
Roasting
Oven
Tumultuous
Rave
Obliterated.
@doc bunsen
We could use one as a band name and the other as an album name.
Trained
Reconnaissance
Octopi
Taint
Ripping
Octopus
Torture-Related
Onanism
@ariscrotle
Oh, shit. Do they recon AND rip? Genetic engineering has gone too far.
Toothless
Rimming
Octogenarians
Tripped
Relay
Outpooter
The
Ride’s
Over
Tarmal
Response:
Ovation!!!
Take
Rapturous
Oxycontin
**clicks on**
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I Love Pokey Pear
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**clicks off**
You’re really way too nice. I wish sometimes that you had a “ask me like a normal human being and it will come down, but if you threaten me with a lawyer, you can go to hell,” policy.
Yeah, I know that your current policy is more in the all-in-good-fun spirit of this place, but people whose first reaction is to bluster and threaten make me nuts. It’s almost like their I’ll-call-a-lawyer reaction is just more posturing for the hott. When you then back off, they claim that it was because you were afraid of their fatt-$$$. I postulate that it is your responsibility, nay, your duty to leave up these pictures if…not working, huh? Well, I’m sober. I got no excuse.
What’s really weird is that you’ve NEVER had a problem with taking down pictures…I don’t know why people think they need to go ape and threaten to tattle.
Tainted
Rectum
Officer
Two
Retards
One UBRC
Yes, that means U Biquitous Red Cup.
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Ugh.
TARMAL
REQURIES
OPTHAMALOLOGY!
Tranny
Rodeo
Organizer
Also, most unintentionally funny picture ever, I hurt myself laughing!
Tumescent
Retard
On Steroids
Torn
Rectum
Ouch!
“What’s really weird is that you’ve NEVER had a problem with taking down pictures…I don’t know why people think they need to go ape and threaten to tattle.”
Because they are DOUCHEBAGS.
Truncated
Rabid
Oysters
oh and… ESQUIRE?
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ESQUIRE?!
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someone in England needs to be held accountable. that, or we have a fraud lawsuit on our hands.
oh fuck i just found out anyone can use “Esquire”. what a waste of an exquisite honorific.
tachist
renal
obloquoy
looks like Godzilla with that stretched neck…
Tool
‘Roid
Obvious
Tweeter, Rectum, OOH LA LA!
Tacky
Ridiculous
Oompa-loompas
Trans
Rectal
Orgasm
Taint
Rousing
Oddball
Twatwaffle
Resamples
Olestra
Timmeh!
Robs
Olbermann.
Tards
Read
Orgcharts
That’s Indiana Choad, Esquire to you, Bitches! Get some!
s-T-upid
f-R-eaking
w-O-rk!!!!!
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Fuccen work makes me miss another epic thread and another ridiculous whinefest from some fuccen choadwank baby.
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And “Pokey Pear” = Isobel Wren for those who are interested.
yes, he was too old to be at the party, and the women too young…but who can tell from a removed picture.
is it me or is this guy’s photo image really two bodies photoshopped together at the clavicles. his head seems like a grape compared to the rest of the action, i mean body.
Throbbing
Rhesus
Organs
twats
runneth
over
terrible
ren-faire
omission.
Anybody else think the head looks photo shopped onto the ‘bag?
@DB hater^
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If it is photoshopped, the dude’s original head must have been the size of a tangerine.
I ponder how it is that Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy came to call his lawyer-He must not enjoy this place of frolic as rather than ask directly he called in a lawyer-I imagine it went something like this:
Marsha: Hey Ben I saw you on HCwDBs funny stuff
Old: What the f@#* are you talking about, I think I need a new tat-
Marsha: You are on HCwDB a website they called you Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy’s it is a funny
Old: F @#* that, I’m not too old, I could out last any of those Fags-
Marsha: It did look like you were to old for those girls what were they you nieces?
Old: Damn, they wanted me you are jealous. I could have had them if their Mom didn’t call.
Marsha: Mom? You are pathetic
Later:
Old: Yo Michael, some ass put my pic up on a webstie and called be a douchebag
Michael: so? You are a Douchebag
Old: What are you saying?
Michael: Look you at 40, wear Ed hardy and a 6 pund watch and a tribal tattoo- Res Ipsa Loquitor- the thing speaks for it self you are a douceh.
Old: Can’t you sue them for Slander or defamation?
Michael: No, the statement needs to be false to do that. YOu are too old to be at the party and a douchebag-The best I could do is thearten them with a TRO, and injunciton and that the misappropaite your name and likeness. But it will cost you a ton.
Old: YOu know the bartender job pays shit-and my child support eats that up
Michael: First you took that job becasue you thought you would get leaid, second you have not paid child support in five years.
Old: Look do something for me I’m losing my cred-
Michael: I’ll write a letter, but that is it- now get out of her that Axe body crap is making my eyes water
Terse
Response
Order
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And Bagnonymous, I hope it’s okay if we still spank it to your betrothed’s likeness. Cause DAYUM, that’s a fine ass she got!
Twat
Repulsed
Obstetrician