Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Guy Too Old To Be at the Party Guy Is Also Guy Not Too Old to Threaten Lawsuits Guy

From June 21st, Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy’s Lawyer writes in:

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As you can see, I spoke to an attorney who recently represented your company in a lawsuit in New Jersey.

She recommended I contact you directly regarding a client who is currently pictured on your website: “hotchickswithdouchebags .com” Please contact me at my direct line below so we can discuss how to resolve this issue. At this time, we would simply request the picture be removed.

If you are not willing to remove the picture, I have been instructed to file a TRO, injunction and Complaint for Misappropriation of Name and Likeness.

Thanks,

Michael XXXXX, Esq.

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The lawyer was actually quite reasonable in further emails, and since it’s my general policy (but not legal compunction) to take down pics if asked, I did so. I suspect the lawyer knows he represents a ‘bag.

But work is work, and ‘bag mocking must continue for the good of the republic, so here’s some Pokey Pear.

# posted by douchebag1
1:56 pm June, 29 Dr. Richard Goesinyou said...

Usually the bag in this picture is holding a pork sword.

2:03 pm June, 29 Croosh, Rage, White, Saul, Poop, L.L.C. said...

We would have taken him down in court.

2:08 pm June, 29 Fatness said...

Hey, to a lawyer ‘bag money spends as well as serial killer money or child molester money, right?

.

TRO? What does that mean? Truckloads of Rogaine Ordered?

.

2:10 pm June, 29 Bagnonymous said...

Misappropriation of Name and Likeness??? As if the guy’s real name REALLY WAS Guy Too Old To Be at the Party Guy. Wow, what an ironically good guess, DB1.

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In other news.. it’s too late for all of you. I’ve already tracked down Pokey Pear, pledged my love to her, asked her to marry me, and introduced her to my entire family. The nuptuals will be this evening at 7pm. So, go about your business.. there is nothing else to see here…

2:10 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

T-ranny

R-eversal

O-peration

.

You go right ahead, big fella.

2:10 pm June, 29 Anonymous 3:16 said...

While it’s easy to say, as it’s not ym oney or venture, but could you maybe at least fight ONE just to prove a point? Or include lawyer speak between your lawyer and theirs as to why they are a legal joke, and that we know so?

2:11 pm June, 29 Bagnonymous said...

TRO = throbbing rectal object

2:13 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

TRO = Tapered Rectal Oscillator

2:14 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

TRO = Turgid Rump Observation

2:15 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Thumping ‘Roids Obsessively

2:15 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

TRO – Truncated Rape Oscillot

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I don’t even know what that means, boss, but I wouldn’t want it either.

2:16 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Turkey Roasting Overlörds

2:17 pm June, 29 Croosh, Rage, White, Saul, Poop, L.L.C. said...

TRO is legalese for:

Torture

Retards

Offensively

2:17 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Turds Rule Overall

2:17 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Todd’s Ridiculous Overbite

2:18 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Terrible

Rabies

Overload

2:18 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Teenage Rohypnol Orgy

2:19 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Two Rookie Officers

2:19 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Taming

Raunchy

Orphans

2:19 pm June, 29 Bagnonymous said...

TRO = trained reconnaissance ostrich

2:19 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Touring

Rectums

Often

2:20 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Tampon Recycling Organization

2:20 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

The Rectum Ovulates

2:21 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Targets

Refuse

Omnipotence

2:21 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Twitching Reptilian Ovipositor.

2:21 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Titanic Rack Oglers

2:21 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Trim Rectal Orifice

2:21 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

*Ovipositor”?

.

Now I have to get the dictionary out.

2:21 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Tongues

Rabbid

Oprah

2:22 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

The Real Oompah

2:23 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Tongues

Restrained

Oblongata

2:23 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Taint Ramming Octogenarian

2:23 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Takes

Roofies

Only

2:24 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Thumbfucks

Rear

Orifice

2:24 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Totally

Raped

Oliver

2:25 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Turned

Red

Overnight…

2:25 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Tweens

Regurgitating

Olestra

2:25 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Tit

Rub

Offers

2:26 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Takedown

Request

Orally

.

Wait. No wonder the boss always agrees.

2:27 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Trained

Reaming

Officials

2:28 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Tore

Rectum

Once.

2:28 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Turgid

Root

Offspray

2:29 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Terrible

Rank

Offgassing

2:29 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Tuburcular

Rodeo

Ombudsman

2:29 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Transplants

Rancid

Organs

2:30 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Tearfully

Rams

Ovaries

2:30 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Testicle

Rot

Odor

2:31 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Teeny

Rigid

Offering

2:32 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Thankfully

Removes

Orbitals

2:32 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Toddler’s

Real

Orgasm.

2:33 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Tasmanian

Rohypnol

Officer

2:33 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Tubular

Rod

Organ

2:33 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Turtle

Raping

Otters

2:34 pm June, 29 Fatness said...

Tried

Rimming

Once

2:34 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Traveling

Roadside

Oralizer

2:34 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Tooth

Rot

Overhaul

2:34 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Tit

Rapes

Orangutans

2:35 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Thanksgiving

Reacharound

Odyssee

2:36 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Testicle

Reaming

Obeliscolychny

.

.

Look it up bitches!

2:37 pm June, 29 Crucial Head said...

Twat

Reams

Ogres

2:37 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Towering

Randy

Obelisk

2:38 pm June, 29 Fatness said...

Traumatizes

Reticent

Octogenarians

2:38 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Dr. BHD

.

I know what “Testicle” means. Sheesh.

2:38 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Teletubbie

Rabies

Obolary

2:39 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Typical

Roid

Overdose

2:40 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Throbbing

Rectal

Oratory

2:40 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Totally

Ruptured

Ostomy

2:41 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Taiwanese

Rabbit

Oleometer

2:41 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Tits

Rapturing

Optics

2:42 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Total

Retard

Osculation

2:43 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tainted

Rabbit

Oncology

2:44 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Transvestite

Rubber

Offerings

2:45 pm June, 29 jonezy said...

Telepathic

Ringworm

Operative

2:45 pm June, 29 jonezy said...

Tertiary

Response

‘O the Bag

2:47 pm June, 29 jonezy said...

Taliban

Rimshot

Obliterator

2:49 pm June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tina’s

Rabid

Obstetrician

2:52 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Where was this photo taken? The park? Seriously boss, were you actually in Vegas to attend the semi-annual Medieval Times casting party?

2:52 pm June, 29 G. Gorgeous Clitty said...

Tonsil

Rash

Overdrive

2:53 pm June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Totally

Rancid

Oakums

(look it up, too, ya lubbers.)

2:55 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Toothless

Robot

Orbitals

2:55 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Trying out for busboy at the Excalibur? I hear the cable networks rape you when it comes to what they’ll pay for a show, so we’ll all understand if you’ve got to take on a second, or third job.

.

Bus seriously, I hear they pay better at Sam’s Town for guys to walk around in chaps and neckerchiefs.

2:56 pm June, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Tongues

Rectal

Offerings

3:01 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

The

Rash

Overtakes

3:02 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Twats

Rule

Ovaries

3:03 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Twink’s

Rasping

Orifices

3:04 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Twin

Rectal

Outboards

3:04 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Too

Right!

Oi!!!

3:09 pm June, 29 Teddy Tendergass said...

Tron

Rules

Omnipotent

3:10 pm June, 29 Teddy Tendergass said...

Tremendous

Rapscallion

Odor

3:11 pm June, 29 Walrus Whisker said...

Tinkles

Raw

Onions.

3:11 pm June, 29 massengill said...

Quickly, sire, muster atop your steed.

3:13 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Taint

Relishes

Obelisks

3:13 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

Triumphant

Rectal

Orchestra

3:13 pm June, 29 Thorax Hammersmith said...

Terrible

Retardation

Omen

3:13 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

Traffic cone

Removal

Options

3:14 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Tyrannasaurus

Rectasaurus:

Omnivorous?

3:14 pm June, 29 Ludacris Axehandle McCockkwielder said...

Totally

Repulsive

Ovulation

3:14 pm June, 29 massengill said...

Trouble

Remembering

Orientation

3:15 pm June, 29 Walrus Whisker said...

Transendental

Roach

Offering

3:15 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Thundering

Rectums

Overflow

3:16 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Taint-Ripping Overbites

3:16 pm June, 29 Walrus Whisker said...

Tyranny

Reigns

O’er

3:16 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

Tremendous

Retching

Output

3:18 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

Tantric-Ready

Orthodontics

3:18 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White 3:13 (first entry)

.

Should we change the name of our band from “Bunsen’s White Work Experience” to your entry? I kinda dig on it.

3:18 pm June, 29 Thorax Hammersmith said...

Tasers

Repugnant

Owls

3:20 pm June, 29 Thorax Hammersmith said...

Third-Reich

Relishes

Ovens

3:20 pm June, 29 Thorax Hammersmith said...

Turd

Roasting

Oven

3:21 pm June, 29 Thorax Hammersmith said...

Tumultuous

Rave

Obliterated.

3:22 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

@doc bunsen

We could use one as a band name and the other as an album name.

3:25 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

Trained

Reconnaissance

Octopi

3:25 pm June, 29 Ariscrotle said...

Taint

Ripping

Octopus

3:25 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

Torture-Related

Onanism

3:26 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

@ariscrotle

Oh, shit. Do they recon AND rip? Genetic engineering has gone too far.

3:27 pm June, 29 Mr. White said...

Toothless

Rimming

Octogenarians

3:28 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Tripped

Relay

Outpooter

3:28 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

The

Ride’s

Over

3:36 pm June, 29 FLYTEETH RULES FUE! said...

Tarmal

Response:

Ovation!!!

3:41 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

Take

Rapturous

Oxycontin

4:00 pm June, 29 Lämp said...

**clicks on**

.

.

.

I Love Pokey Pear

.

.

.

**clicks off**

4:18 pm June, 29 c_d said...

You’re really way too nice. I wish sometimes that you had a “ask me like a normal human being and it will come down, but if you threaten me with a lawyer, you can go to hell,” policy.

Yeah, I know that your current policy is more in the all-in-good-fun spirit of this place, but people whose first reaction is to bluster and threaten make me nuts. It’s almost like their I’ll-call-a-lawyer reaction is just more posturing for the hott. When you then back off, they claim that it was because you were afraid of their fatt-$$$. I postulate that it is your responsibility, nay, your duty to leave up these pictures if…not working, huh? Well, I’m sober. I got no excuse.

What’s really weird is that you’ve NEVER had a problem with taking down pictures…I don’t know why people think they need to go ape and threaten to tattle.

4:21 pm June, 29 Mahatma Gandouche said...

Tainted

Rectum

Officer

4:31 pm June, 29 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Two

Retards

One UBRC

4:37 pm June, 29 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Yes, that means U Biquitous Red Cup.

.

.

.

Ugh.

5:00 pm June, 29 Flyteeth said...

TARMAL

REQURIES

OPTHAMALOLOGY!

5:24 pm June, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Tranny

Rodeo

Organizer

Also, most unintentionally funny picture ever, I hurt myself laughing!

5:37 pm June, 29 ehcuodouche said...

Tumescent

Retard

On Steroids

5:39 pm June, 29 ehcuodouche said...

Torn

Rectum

Ouch!

6:36 pm June, 29 Southern Scrotic said...

“What’s really weird is that you’ve NEVER had a problem with taking down pictures…I don’t know why people think they need to go ape and threaten to tattle.”

Because they are DOUCHEBAGS.

6:37 pm June, 29 Steve L. said...

Truncated

Rabid

Oysters

6:38 pm June, 29 Steve L. said...

oh and… ESQUIRE?

ESQUIRE?!

someone in England needs to be held accountable. that, or we have a fraud lawsuit on our hands.

7:07 pm June, 29 Steve L. said...

oh fuck i just found out anyone can use “Esquire”. what a waste of an exquisite honorific.

7:31 pm June, 29 Euripidouche said...

tachist

renal

obloquoy

8:18 pm June, 29 Stephanie said...

looks like Godzilla with that stretched neck…

Tool

‘Roid

Obvious

9:49 pm June, 29 Whoop-di-douche said...

Tweeter, Rectum, OOH LA LA!

9:51 pm June, 29 Whoop-di-douche said...

Tacky

Ridiculous

Oompa-loompas

10:13 pm June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Trans

Rectal

Orgasm

10:14 pm June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Taint

Rousing

Oddball

10:16 pm June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Twatwaffle

Resamples

Olestra

10:17 pm June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Timmeh!

Robs

Olbermann.

10:17 pm June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Tards

Read

Orgcharts

10:45 pm June, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

That’s Indiana Choad, Esquire to you, Bitches! Get some!

11:00 pm June, 29 Wheezer said...

s-T-upid

f-R-eaking

w-O-rk!!!!!

.

.

Fuccen work makes me miss another epic thread and another ridiculous whinefest from some fuccen choadwank baby.

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.

.

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And “Pokey Pear” = Isobel Wren for those who are interested.

12:30 am June, 30 lucious lupus john thinks these are jordache jeans said...

yes, he was too old to be at the party, and the women too young…but who can tell from a removed picture.

12:32 am June, 30 lucious lupus john thinks these are jordache jeans said...

is it me or is this guy’s photo image really two bodies photoshopped together at the clavicles. his head seems like a grape compared to the rest of the action, i mean body.

2:58 am June, 30 Guns-N-Douches said...

Throbbing

Rhesus

Organs

6:40 am June, 30 db hater said...

Anybody else think the head looks photo shopped onto the ‘bag?

7:08 am June, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@DB hater^

.

If it is photoshopped, the dude’s original head must have been the size of a tangerine.

7:49 am June, 30 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I ponder how it is that Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy came to call his lawyer-He must not enjoy this place of frolic as rather than ask directly he called in a lawyer-I imagine it went something like this:

Marsha: Hey Ben I saw you on HCwDBs funny stuff

Old: What the f@#* are you talking about, I think I need a new tat-

Marsha: You are on HCwDB a website they called you Guy Too Old To Be At The Party Guy’s it is a funny

Old: F @#* that, I’m not too old, I could out last any of those Fags-

Marsha: It did look like you were to old for those girls what were they you nieces?

Old: Damn, they wanted me you are jealous. I could have had them if their Mom didn’t call.

Marsha: Mom? You are pathetic

Later:

Old: Yo Michael, some ass put my pic up on a webstie and called be a douchebag

Michael: so? You are a Douchebag

Old: What are you saying?

Michael: Look you at 40, wear Ed hardy and a 6 pund watch and a tribal tattoo- Res Ipsa Loquitor- the thing speaks for it self you are a douceh.

Old: Can’t you sue them for Slander or defamation?

Michael: No, the statement needs to be false to do that. YOu are too old to be at the party and a douchebag-The best I could do is thearten them with a TRO, and injunciton and that the misappropaite your name and likeness. But it will cost you a ton.

Old: YOu know the bartender job pays shit-and my child support eats that up

Michael: First you took that job becasue you thought you would get leaid, second you have not paid child support in five years.

Old: Look do something for me I’m losing my cred-

Michael: I’ll write a letter, but that is it- now get out of her that Axe body crap is making my eyes water

8:23 am June, 30 Deltus said...

Terse

Response

Order

.

And Bagnonymous, I hope it’s okay if we still spank it to your betrothed’s likeness. Cause DAYUM, that’s a fine ass she got!

9:33 am June, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Twat

Repulsed

Obstetrician

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